Ashkum Simatusi

I tell it like it is... Africa needs to stop electing people that love kissing the West's behind... They need us more than we need them I said it.

[Ashkum Simatusi @simatusi]

@1Njogu @KBonimtetezi Wa kienyeji. Anatibu kukosa Kazi, kuachwa na bibi, ufukara, kipindupindu... Ongeza zingine.

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@chepkendiotEKL @dailynation 2years left on my analogue licence what happens.

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@scheafferoo The leaders we have are a reflection of the society. If a V8 4wd and 100ksh will influence your decision then... That's how we end up here.

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@Asmali77 You can never trust these 2, watakuwacha na wazime simu.

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@MwamburiV @edwinsifuna You are a comedian no kidding.

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@StandardKenya They did it to Raila during the swearing in... Who is khalwale.

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@BKhaniri Opposition politics is very hard my brother, not for the faint hearted.

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I’m lucky

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@Wavinya_Ndeti Yaliyo ndwele sipite.. congratulations 👏

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@NjueBk @RobertAlai @Asamoh_ @BenjiNdolo @amerix The court does not rely on cctv unfortunately.

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@silasjakakimba @kipmurkomen Ukiona slay queen anachapa Bible verses, jua sponsor ameenda. (Pokomo proverb)

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@AtembaRichard @KBonimtetezi @WilliamsRuto This God that Ruto fears must be very interesting.

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@Asamoh_ How does d we get to a point where we discuss women's make up...

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@WaNduta8 @BasilioCC You can say that again... People without a purpose tend to be petty.

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@patricksafariR The guy read the whole script word by word... Sad indeed.

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@ItsMutai When you see crap like this and read Lee Kwan yu... 3rd world to first world and discover the things that they were discussing in 1976 you feel sorry for this nation.

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@KathambiKaaria This comment hit different

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Here is a video (with subtitles) of how Russia’s tax system works: it’s real-time and without need for declarations.

The guy who led this transformation was nominated for appointment as new PM today

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@dailynation @PeterMunya look into this.

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@christine_kairu @Ma3Route Matatus are actually harrassing other motorists, if you use the slip road past UNHCR or mvuli road you would understand the furastrations of the residents.