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Shumba Totem 🦁

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@PoliceZimbabwe Asina fire extinguisher anoshungurudzwa asi akasenga vanhu 9 mumushikashika anosiiwa achipfuura. Zvinorevei? Kombi isina kana window kana light inosiiwa ichipfuura asi ane mota onzi hauna spare wheel. Ipfungwa dzakaita sei idzodzo? Mapurisa ashungurudza vanhu pamigwagwa

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@PoliceZimbabwe Commissioner, imbopfekai hembe dzevanhu mupinde paroad murimu Honda Fit muzvionere. Musaita zvekuudzwa, zvionerei mega.

Chimiro chePolice chashata nekuda kwehuori. Vachairi vemotokari vanoshungurudzwa zuva nezuva, hapana rugare pamigwagwa.

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Who is FAZ?

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While you were busy with Passenger 34 we were busy winning 53 wards uncontested. There are different levels to this game, we playing it high.

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@matigary We prefer that they come as an organized force so that when we win there will be no excuses. ZANU PF musangano wevanhu. Musangano wevanhu, iZANU PF! ✊🏾✊🏾

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Our ground campaign season has commenced. Earlier we started with traditional media and we there is overwhelming responses from citizens who want to become members of the revolutionary party for the first time.

Pamberi neZANU PF.
Pamberi nekuvandudza nyika yedu.
✊🏾

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@USEmbZim We say no to gays, we say no to lesbians. We say no to homosexuality. All those who want to have sex among themselves can come to your country and enjoy their organs there, not here. It’s dirty, we detest it. To hell with it.

@edmnangagwa follow @KagutaMuseveni’s leadership!

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ZANU hamuna zvamunoiita

😂😂😂😂

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@PacheduZW Zvakazofamba sei? Munowanza dzungu. Munhu kungoenda kutoilet maakutoti operating on caution. Vane nhamo who trust you because surely how does a sensible person keep following your pranks?

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@DarkForceGirl01 NdiAli arikutaurwa ka uyu?

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@MakomboreroH @Auzqn Wava kunyatsoona zvakanaka manje munin’ina

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This is funny 😂😂😂

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@RegistrarMoyo @samkebusiness Cadre, she is a daughter to Zimbabwe. Teach her the proper way, gwara rakanaka kufamba naro. You know how young people can be excitable at times and not see things for what they are. Musabatanidza mwana uyu naNdiweni, uyu mwana mudoko asina chaari kuona.

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@samkebusiness Never in the history of respect has someone ever received respect because someone asked for it. You get respected for behaving as one worth of respect. He has done despicable things which makes it justifiable for some people to not respect him. There’s no respect for sellouts.

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@sedzejacob ZANU PF youth are working in mines, on farms, in firms to feed the nation. They are not going around embassies getting paid for grinning at white folk!

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The young ones are ready to be part of the movement!

✊🏾

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@freddyMM93 @JobSikhala1 Mumwe Abuda mujeri. Job arimo mukati. Kusiyana kweupenyu

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@freddyMM93 Ini fambe, ini fambe, ini teerere.

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A picture says a lot more than a thousand words.

What do you see?

I see optimism,peace, trust, prosperity.

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@TembaMliswa I saw Sikhala in prison and hearing his stories just made me realize the worst mistake made was to have activists as his lawyers. He needs someone competent, not people who are just about their own profiles. They are getting paid but he remains behind bars.