Jonathan Simba Medel

I like whales, otters, and sea mammals.

[Jonathan Simba Medel @simbamedel]

I entered the Ready Player One Sweepstakes. Don’t miss the movie in theaters March 29! #JoinTheLeaderboardSweepstakes https://t.co/QrCx59Tjdt https://t.co/vtSNB7OaWc

[Ready Player One @readyplayerone]

This year, enter the OASIS and experience our future. #ReadyPlayerOne – In Theaters March 30.

[Jonathan Simba Medel @simbamedel]

I entered the Ready Player One Sweepstakes. Don’t miss the movie in theaters March 29! #JoinTheLeaderboardSweepstakes https://t.co/QrCx59Tjdt https://t.co/aY5IOfxB2w

[Ready Player One @readyplayerone]

Win the game. Change the world. #ReadyPlayerOne – In Theaters March 30.

[Jonathan Simba Medel @simbamedel]

Shots of one of my favorite whiskeys is $14 at the bar; but the whole bottle is $26 at the store.

Drinking heavily at home is an investment.

“A penny saved is a penny earned.”
#TaxSeason

[Jonathan Simba Medel @simbamedel]

@elonmusk that was amazing!

[Jonathan Simba Medel @simbamedel]

I want to write a play called “On Words.” Produced by Lin-Manuel Miranda.

[Jonathan Simba Medel @simbamedel]

I just met Dick Vitale. He said,”There’s a kid from Akron that is better than Jordan.” Lesson: Don’t meet your heroes.

[Jonathan Simba Medel @simbamedel]

@realDonaldTrump How do you even find the time?!

[Jonathan Simba Medel @simbamedel]

I may be the only person I know who works out to “I Say A Little Prayer.”

[Jonathan Simba Medel @simbamedel]

Fire and Fury sounds like a bad itch. #FireAndFury

[Jonathan Simba Medel @simbamedel]

I gain superpowers when I eat at restaurants alone; a heightened sense of anxiety, self-awareness, and obnoxious laughter.

[jeffstaple @jeffstaple]

Someone at @hm is SOOO getting fired. I’m #speechless

[Jonathan Simba Medel @simbamedel]

Sauce made for morning people. 🤤
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@cassellsburger @ Cassell's Hamburgers https://t.co/aigVbaMunh

[Jonathan Simba Medel @simbamedel]

Why do I always get the messed up cart? @RalphsGrocery

[Jonathan Simba Medel @simbamedel]

I toured the new Apple HQ today. #AppleEvent

[Jonathan Simba Medel @simbamedel]

@9GAG Me taking a tour of the new Apple campus. #AppleEvent

[Jonathan Simba Medel @simbamedel]

You asked what happened to Iphone 9? Well, 7, 8, ... #iPhoneX

[Tim Ferriss @tferriss]

Stoicism for Modern Stresses: 5 Lessons from Cato https://t.co/tUBzrNAg9F

[Jonathan Simba Medel @simbamedel]

Augmented Reality will be a dream when I can summon the Blue Eyes White Dragon on somebody. #AppleKeynote

[Chris Webber @realchriswebber]

#uncleDrew

[Daily Stoic @dailystoic]

"The best ideas are common property." Seneca