Simian_B

human man on the Internet 176cm.

All opinions my own etc.

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#TheTraitorsUK needs to get rid of the secret relationships. It's possible they have just been unlucky this season but I've never seen it add much.

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@ATRightMovies The Last Boyscout

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I don't think I was ready for Celebrity Weakest Link. Once you hit the final you are conditioned to think "At least these two aren't sub-normal intelligence" when in fact neither of them could outwit a shoe rack.

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Things I have learned today: celebrities should not be allowed above 8ft #CelebrityTraitors

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With the news that Claudia and Tess are leaving #Strictly is there any chance that 75% of Motsi's volume could resign too? Is she aware she is mic-ed up?

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My favourite thing about Celebrity #TheTraitors is that when they are on mission the celebrities dress appropriately not like they are on a fucking weird catwalk.

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#BBCNewscast's not covering itself in glory tonight. Argumentative and silly interview with Yvette Cooper.

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@NoContextBrits That would be a snicket

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@ATRightMovies Let's not be silly now. It's Heath.

[2thegreat @2thegreat166318]

@analystbarbie A friend told me that the original Wikipedia entry for the Ship of Theseus problem has been so edited over the years that not a single word of the original entry remains.

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I like how the @primevideouk app is the buggiest of all the apps I have on my Fire stick. Introduced ads, increased the price and made a more terrible app. Well played Amazon. Well played.

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@howkim I love that bearded cabbage patch kid. He even pretends to laugh badly.

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Imagine being such an utter moron that you advertise that you can't recognise an actual laugh.

[TwiXter @howkim]

JD Vance is having the best time. 😂😂😂 #Trump #JDVance #Pocahontas

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@DrScottArthurMP @jenzojenzo1 @IsabelPat1886 @EducationNotTax If you are so keen on an evidence-based approach why don't you supply some evidence? What is the number if 25% is so wrong? Or do we just bury our heads in the sand until some kindly soul brings some evidence that achieve your exacting standards.

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@SecondSightFilm Any chance you can find Twentyfourseven? It's so sad we can only see it on DVD.

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Lol

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The Reform Party needs a new leader. Farage doesn’t have what it takes.

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@eurogamer @digitalfoundry Hellblade 2 but the other two are games - so they've got that going for them.

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@Tesco have you changed your card reader software/hardware? Google Pay works consistently everywhere for me except in Tesco.

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Gangs of New York is a terrible film.

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Good response from John Swinney there.

[@GinaDavidson @ginadavidsonlbc]

John Swinney asked by reporters about Nicola Sturgeon’s £25k and if she should resign, as was called for by Angus Robertson when Ruth Davidson was paid £7.5k for election night punditry.

@LBCNewsScot @LBCNews