Simiocrates

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@riqsz5 Glyphosate

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@AdamPollock You should button your jacket when you stand up

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@dn_tae9 @bigjayoakerson You a fed? Get off my webcam

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@agent0burner Wouldn't you like to know how many times you died while sleeping every night?

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@_oobsi How does a streamer "stumble across" another streamer while working?

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@itsmichaelp Felt terrible hitting a rabbit but hitting a bird, surprisingly felt like nothing even happened

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@TheoDoesArt Thousands of new games come out every month

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@vegarover @redban @KILLTONY @TonyHinchcliffe @JimNorton @AnthonyCumia @billburr His wife won't let him

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@ayeejuju I just know he realized that the TV wouldn't fit properly way too late to fix it

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@TheHistoryNov Fun fact: The Joe Rogan Experience is the most popular podcast for a female audience

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@j4567r @SnazzyLabs Cigarette smell doesn't linger like weed smell does. I've never been driving around and smelled cigarette before but it happens all the time with weed when there's nobody around that's actively smoking

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@EngineeredEV Look at the bright side. You could be black in Africa and be a slave with a master right now

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@BashyMc1 Jason Statham is the king of consistency. His movies are worth exactly the time it takes to watch them, nothing less, nothing more

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@ratbitebaby lol

https://t.co/Q5TpwAGLZg

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

“Women talk about their life as if it's just a series of events that happened to them and not a series of decisions”

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@Awk20000 It would be funny if everyone ignores it completely just to spite him

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@appyobliged Decorating houses for Halloween is the most American shit there is

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@_ayandamay

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@BLouu Fight back by opening "Falkland Islands Burgers"

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@sk07846_6 India should find a way to dumb down the concept of not shitting on the street or throwing trash in the river