Bort Thompson

I'm not nice or your friend. Me dedico a ver al sol.

[Bort Thompson @simioraro]

The gospel that we’re preaching isn’t carved in stone. It’s fingertips in the sand. The next wave will wash it off, and we’ll rewrite the formula.

[Bort Thompson @simioraro]

@vgccorner Thanks man

[Bort Thompson @simioraro]

@Pikalytics Hi are you going to update the app?

[Bort Thompson @simioraro]

@SquareEnix will you fix cloud hair in switch 2?

[Bort Thompson @simioraro]

@jrsestaca ¿Como le pareció la pelea señor?

[Bort Thompson @simioraro]

@SerebiiNet When is this code is available?

[Bort Thompson @simioraro]

@JoeMerrick Where can I see it?

[Bort Thompson @simioraro]

Sueño con comer en el mercado de Mérida literalmente.

[Bort Thompson @simioraro]

Perdonaron a Ross, impresionante.

[Bort Thompson @simioraro]

You can (not) advance.

[Bort Thompson @simioraro]

Quiero platicar acerca de wathever people say that’s what i’m not.

[Bort Thompson @simioraro]

No hay plan, solo suerte.

[Bort Thompson @simioraro]

La comida mala engorda lo mismo que la comida buena.

[Bort Thompson @simioraro]

A long time ago we used to be friends.

[Bort Thompson @simioraro]

@caroquiijano Same

[Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke]

Navigating "corporate speak" isn't easy.

Here's a helpful guide I put together:

"Let me check with my team" = No

"Possibly" = No

"On my roadmap" = Not happening

"This will be done in Q4" = This will be done in Q2 next year

"Disagree and commit" = I hate you

"Per my last email" = Try reading, for once in your life

"Challenging landscape" = We're going out of business, quickly

"Digital transformation" = We're going out of business, slowly

"Let's circle back" = We'll never speak of this again

"Take it offline" = We'll never speak of this again

"30,000 foot view" = I don't know what I'm saying

"Low hanging fruit" = Easy promotion

"Open up the kimono" = HR violation

"We use AI" = We don't use AI

"We use machine learning" = We don't use machine learning

"All hands on deck" = Let's actually try for once, please

[Bort Thompson @simioraro]

Estructurías.

[Bort Thompson @simioraro]

En mis sueños toda la gente se cae bien entre sí y yo soy muy buena persona, el ambiente siempre es agradable.

[Bort Thompson @simioraro]

@Tesla @elonmusk What’s the composition of that “sand”?

[Bort Thompson @simioraro]

@richieofarrill_ ánimo Richie, eres un chingón.