Taylor Sim

[Taylor Sim @simmerthreefive]

I’d have just let my brain tumour kill me, if I were pushing 40 years old, and still attending raves, like damn. That’s depressing. 😂

[Taylor Sim @simmerthreefive]

I know I bring this up every @EdmontonOilers #HockeyFightsCancer , but since being told 9 months to live in 2019, after being hit w/ a rare form of h4 brain cancer, the support @dfoedmonton @JasonGregor & the rest of oilers Nation rly kept my spirits up. Cancer free since 2923

[Taylor Sim @simmerthreefive]

@dfoedmonton hey Oilersnation friends, do you guys think there should be federal legislation, that anytime? bobtovsky is playing, the play-by-play guys have to announce his name like jay brat did? 😂

[Taylor Sim @simmerthreefive]

@MarkCherrington @MikeEllisUCP Hey Mark, I don’t know if you remember me. You help me, when I was a teenager. I actually might need a little bit of assistance from you, are you able to DM me, when you have a moment, please?

[Taylor Sim @simmerthreefive]

@Scientology hey, the sergeant of @UofA_UAPS has tested a tested a Theron level, of XxVII. I can help you reach out to her, if you’d like?

[Taylor Sim @simmerthreefive]

@dfoedmonton huh, maybe people refusing to pay, a Ywall to see otherwise restricted games, may be a sign, people withdrawing from 2926 POV, is the secret to succes? 😂

[Taylor Sim @simmerthreefive]

, #oilers drafted in top 10, from 2007,- 2017. I’m very glad, they’ve rewarded this unbelievably loyal, and wild fan base, by making us pay more, and more money to watch the team we’ve supported blindly, through thick and thin, in order to see games we pId for. @dfoedmonton

[Taylor Sim @simmerthreefive]

@UAlberta
Asking to be helped off property, bc of a brain cancer causing pattern recognition & vision issues ❎
2. Asking to stay warm indoors, and -40 Whether while waiting on a cab ❎ smoking crack @ SUB✅✅✅✅✅

[Taylor Sim @simmerthreefive]

@dfoedmonton so, if Alberta separates from Canada, does that mean the Edmonton versus Calgary rivalry, potentially becomes an actual war? @WanyeGretz @jsbmbaggedmilk

[Taylor Sim @simmerthreefive]

Have to go to Alberta hospital’s day program to get help coping with the posttraumatic stress disorder. I’ve been diagnosed with, and other health issues caused by these slineballs, from sergeant Jennifer Campbell & her midget cohort. @UofA_UAPS

[Taylor Sim @simmerthreefive]

If the #pTriots have anymore injuries to their secondary, they might have to look for help from the @GoElks …… no, wait, I don’t think they will THAT Desperate 😂

[Taylor Sim @simmerthreefive]

Hey, sorry to bother you, do you know anyone with a pressure washer? If you do, can I rent it for $500, for an hour? I spilled chicken wing sauce all over my lower stomach, and I don’t want to shower, so I figure a pressure washer would do the trick. $500 cash upfront, for maybe

[Taylor Sim @simmerthreefive]

@unoversity

[Taylor Sim @simmerthreefive]

Happy #RedShirtDay. To all my fellow indigenous people, especially the ones, who’ve been subject, to the abuse, and violence at the hands of people like Jennifer Campbell with @UofA_UAPS & her cohorts. @UAlberta I never knew your institution was pro discrimination.

[Taylor Sim @simmerthreefive]

@JJ_Towns2 @BizNasty2point0 @MapleLeafs It’s almost like they think playing into the whole “losers “ perception, is going to do them any favors. Oh my goodness, is there anything this franchise can do right? 😂

[Taylor Sim @simmerthreefive]

Hey, if Alberta separates from Canada, who gets Edmonton, and Calgary on weekends?

[Taylor Sim @simmerthreefive]

Man, I miss my oncologist at the Cross Cancer Institute. Honestly, I might just try to get myself diagnosed with another type of cancer, just so I can hang out with them.

[Taylor Sim @simmerthreefive]

Man, losing out on a full nights of sleep, and then having to sustain myself with coffee all day, has me Rhe Esge. I feel like Bono.

[Taylor Sim @simmerthreefive]

This damned #colts game has me aging rapidly.

[Taylor Sim @simmerthreefive]

@UrinatingTree I feel bad for you, just on merit of how horrible the Steelers have been this entire game, speaking as a NE fan.

[Taylor Sim @simmerthreefive]

Omg. The Steelers are just awful 😂