Taylor Sim

[Taylor Sim @simmerthreefive]

I’d have just let my brain tumour kill me, if I were pushing 40 years old, and still attending raves, like damn. That’s depressing. 😂

[Taylor Sim @simmerthreefive]

@JasonGregor @OilersNation Hate to break it to you, but the only players the Oilers lost, that were taller than 6’ 2”, off the current roster. Were Perr Petty, Kane & Ceci.

[Taylor Sim @simmerthreefive]

Morning, @OilersNation @JasonGregor so, wi moves the Panthers have made, so far, do you guys think the oilers try to counter it, with a similar acquisition?

[Taylor Sim @simmerthreefive]

Pro tip: teacher kids the alphabet backwards, so if they ever get pulled over, for suspicion of DUI, they’ll be prepared

[Taylor Sim @simmerthreefive]

@OilersNation is potential Babcock hiring, a last ditch move, before blowing the core up? The move kind of reeks of desperation.

[Taylor Sim @simmerthreefive]

@BBWMENA y’all ever gonna start selling toasters? 👀

[Taylor Sim @simmerthreefive]

STILL feel bad, for pointing out my East Indian, classmates mustache, during a seventh grade group science project. Although, in my defense, I thought I was being nice.

[Taylor Sim @simmerthreefive]

@h0llyzen_ Yeah, it’s a tough pill to swallow. You should share more photos of yourself, two validate your claim!

[Taylor Sim @simmerthreefive]

Being being on bedrest while I’m dealing with gluteal cysts, they reminded me so much of my sister. Kirsten “Kiersten “ “Metchewais” ( Metchewais (soon to be McVeetors) the Crowes nature of this condition, is pretty much the medical equivalent of what she is as a person

[Taylor Sim @simmerthreefive]

@heycupcakemia I’m visually impaired, because of some brain cancer treatments, but even I can tell you are.

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@h0llyzen_ A I think most of us can tell why

[Taylor Sim @simmerthreefive]

@sophiaparkerr_ If you have to ask, you already know the answer.

[Taylor Sim @simmerthreefive]

@h0llyzen_ Is “being on the top floor, of the world trade centres on September 11, 2001 an option? Because, I 100% unequivocally choose that option.

[Taylor Sim @simmerthreefive]

Honestly, starting to think there might be some truth, to the conspiracy theory that since Gary Bateman took over as commissioner of the NHL, no Canadian team has won the Stanley Cup, although nine teams have made it to the final, only to lose every. Single. Time. #NHL.

[Taylor Sim @simmerthreefive]

I really hope DJ Mustard’s spouse calls him “honey mustard”

[Taylor Sim @simmerthreefive]

god, I wish someone would hire Ilya Bryzgalov, to colour commentate. @NHL games. @OilersNation @EdmontonOilers

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Man, I can’t believe people still care about the @GoElks #elks #CFL stuff, people still smoke, so I guess stupidity, is inevitable.

[Taylor Sim @simmerthreefive]

Probs an overshare, but the only member of my entire blood related family, that had anything nice to say about me crushing g4 rare brain cancer, isn’t even someone I’m 100% related to 😆

[Taylor Sim @simmerthreefive]

My anaconda don’t want none unless u got emotional stability hun

[Taylor Sim @simmerthreefive]

Man, it still hasn’t totally set in, that as of about a week ago, I was told I am 100% never going to see the cross cancer Institute again after finishing a battle with a brain team where that only 5% of people live longer than five years with

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@JessicaArt74033 When she tells you, “ our dad, would be so proud. “