Stephanie Sims

[Stephanie Sims @simmms]

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[Stephanie Sims @simmms]

@kimforamerica @KyleClark Aww Kim, do you need to speak to a manager?

[Stephanie Sims @simmms]

@CornerBakery picked up my online order of chicken Rosa pasta, only to discover NO chicken. Walked back to restaurant to have them make it right, which apparently means putting ice cold chicken (literally ice crystals in the middle) into the already made pasta. I dare not go back

[Stephanie Sims @simmms]

@KaitMarieox @ohiou @Joelpatrick1776 @oupolice @realDonaldTrump That’s what you call a “riot”? Who’s the snowflake now?

[Stephanie Sims @simmms]

@WendyWilliams @Bighill44 @operationsmile @AmerCleftPalate #stilltrashy

[Stephanie Sims @simmms]

@MarshaBlackburn So now the GOP is willing to denigrate those who serve our country for simply speaking the truth? Good luck next year 👍🏼 You have officially forfeited the right to represent a country whose values you no longer embrace or uphold. #bye

[Stephanie Sims @simmms]

@RideRTD Where’s the north bound F line at Arapahoe????

[Cary Elwes @Cary_Elwes]

There’s a shortage of perfect movies in this world. It would be a pity to damage this one.

[Stephanie Sims @simmms]

@realDonaldTrump This is literally the most tone deaf, narcissistic shit I’ve ever seen. And I’ve been following your dumb ass for 3 years. Goddammit America, was this really the best we could do? This soulless fuck??

[Stephanie Sims @simmms]

@soledadobrien @gtconway3d “Talked out his ass” is also acceptable

[Stephanie Sims @simmms]

@NikkiHaley @gtconway3d @realDonaldTrump That. That’s where you draw the line?

[Stephanie Sims @simmms]

@il_makiage just opened my trial foundation to find this. For almost $50 a pop, I was hoping for a little better packaging #disappointed

[Stephanie Sims @simmms]

@StateFarm if you wanted to take it up a notch, I have just the girl for the job... #newspokeswoman #dontmesswithherdiscount

[Stephanie Sims @simmms]

Me: <Stands up>
6 year old daughter: Your thighs are HUGE. I love it!! #ouch
#kidsarebrutal #nodesserttonight #justkiddingthatdeservesacookie

[Stephanie Sims @simmms]

@RichSementa @realDonaldTrump Yeah, all those stable geniuses out there 🙄

[Jennifer Wright @JenAshleyWright]

For everyone shouting: immigrants have to follow the rules — come on. You break rules all the time, and for a lot less of a reason than "your homeland has become unsustainably dangerous". You've smoked pot. You've stolen media. YOU HAVE NOT BEEN FORCIBLY SEPARATED FROM YOUR KIDS.

[Johnny Olsa @Johnny4iv]

@JenAshleyWright

[Stephanie Sims @simmms]

@RideRTD why only 3 cars on the F line South during peak evening hours? Last night the train was completely full before it even got to Colfax; and by full I mean standing room only, 5 people on each stairwell, no room for even 1 more person by Colfax. There need to be 4 cars

[Stephanie Sims @simmms]

@FreeformSupport You guys need to do a better job screening the ads on your on-demand programming. We’re watching Monsters Inc via Xfinity, and there have been Comedy Central commercials talking about gender reassignment, genitals and sex. I’m watching with my 6 year old

[Stephanie Sims @simmms]

@RideRTD It was actually 15 minutes. In other words, the train was a no-show. Thanks for the timely updates on your site 🙄

[Stephanie Sims @simmms]

@RideRTD Where. Is. The. F. Line.