Simmo

Met officer and Spurs fan, probably makes me the most hated person in the world 😅

[Simmo @simmo2106]

Missus has her interview for Met CC, I'm being a good egg and progressing my crimes whilst I wait for her 😊

[Simmo @simmo2106]

@LondonFire

[Metropolitan Police Federation @MPFed]

BREAKING: 4.75% pay rise for police officers, Government announces. #PolicePay

[Simmo @simmo2106]

Positive PDR yesterday, getting encouraged to do my sergeants exam, keep getting hassled to do my NIE but not ready for that life yet 😂

[Simmo @simmo2106]

Charged with 12mins left on the clock ✌️

[Simmo @simmo2106]

4 night shifts finished. First rest day my body decides it wants to do another night shift 🙃

[Simmo @simmo2106]

@iam_lozzx 4/4 tonight, ready to catch up on the sun this weekend ✌️

[Simmo @simmo2106]

First day back after being sick for a week, email anxiety was kicking in massively, nothing to bad, an angry solicitor because my work phone was off whilst ill, time to play catch up 🥲

[Simmo @simmo2106]

Coming across a collapsed lady in the street and realising you made a bad decision to wear beige chinos today 🫠

[Jonny G 🇺🇦 @dontforgetchaos]

Media ask for accountability.
Review conducted
Media fuming at result.
You couldn’t make it up 🤣

[Simmo @simmo2106]

@west_response Only front stack if they're pregnant, other than that, rear stack it is

[Simmo @simmo2106]

Custody biscuits and coffee getting me through connect training 👍🏻

[Simmo @simmo2106]

Just had a 5minute chat with a PC who clearly thought I was someone else telling me he's finally got the CCTV footage for a job and he'll let me know if it shows anything. Didn't have the heart to tell him I had no clue what he's on about so just winged it for 5minutes

[Simmo @simmo2106]

Another day, another 9hour shift sat in an office 🙃

[Simmo @simmo2106]

@____Foxtrot____ I remember a comment from training school 'forces around the world come to us for training to improve their policing'

Bet they're laughing at us now

[Simmo @simmo2106]

Got my first JSO arrest last night, never seen someone so excited to be going to custody

[Simmo @simmo2106]

Todays view at work 🎡

[Simmo @simmo2106]

Getting told your don't dress smart enough 🙃

[Simmo @simmo2106]

So apparently we have dependence leave?

[Simmo @simmo2106]

Child care is a myth in the job.

[Simmo @simmo2106]

Refuse to buy a grey tracksuit, end up looking like them poor souls in custody