Simon Hitchcock

Father of two and loving it

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@Sportsfreakconz @KFCQuarterPack Talentless leagues leading goal scorer??

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@KayLFC05_ This aged well…. #LIVEVE

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Great to see everyone at Rebel Sport Westfield Newmarket today 🇳🇿❤️

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@NZWarriors @GSHOCKNZ Never understand you guys get surprised. Happens every year. It’s literally the only thing the warriors are consistent on. Perennial losers…

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A shot for everytime Nisbo says slings it away I’d be on the floor already #bledisloecup #allblacks #brokenrecord

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@JasonCParis @NRL @NZWarriors 🥱 Same old excuses after losing 3 on the bounce & another season saying next year is their year. A few dodgy calls a season shouldn’t make up for 20 years of no premierships.

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@premierleague @aguerosergiokun @ManCity Read the room #cheats

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@PhillSherring @skysportnz No refund will happen as per usual. Only saving grace is we lost otherwise I’d be extra mad 😡

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@bensgreen @nickwillis @AthleticsNZ Our qualifying time was faster than the winning time!!

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@Johnjesse___ @SeanDOlfc How often do u see VVD go off his feet and dive in? His hold up play is next level

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@CateOwen @DenchJimmy @RacismDog read his bio about not creating a divided NZ #contradiction #confused

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@Sportsfreakconz Few anti LFC tweets lately mate. Cup Finals are hardly ever goal fests. Who do u support?

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@CateOwen I hate Sat morning runs along there with those clowns. Cant even muster a ‘good morning’ between the lot of them

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This is why I love the #ashes seeing Warner out in 90’s & not having to watch him prance around like a numbty

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@rencarrot @BLACKCAPS Stephen Fleming’s acting for Fujitsu Heatpump would put them all to shame tho

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@macfleet1 @romeothemoose this get you going? 🤬 #mooseontheloose

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@daihenwood Pouring cream for the win 👌

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@MargotButcher @BLACKCAPS @aucklandcricket @edenparknz @gradecricketer big leave on the hat-trick ball 🤯 should have used his stick at least

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@CentrFit @chrishemsworth hey guys just a reminder my new subscription ends May 2021 you know the one you locked me into during a global crisis with no refund policy. Hopefully this gives you enough time to cancel it for 2022

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@chrishsource @CentrFit No wonder you’re pleased mate there a lot of angry people atm that you’ve taken advantage of by charging a whole year after the free trial ended No refund policy #poorform #takingadvantage