Simon

Status Update: currently pogging

[jo. @sereneObscurity]

hate it when my side hustle (employment) gets in the way of my main hustle (watching movies)

[Ben Mekler @benmekler]

if it gets to $100 million they will add Elizabeth Holmes to Fortnite

[𝙈𝙖𝙟𝙖 𝙎𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙖  @MajaSenda]

Too much lasagna Garfield

[EvanAC @EvanAboutCinema]

Can't wait to watch it tonight

[disco barbie @annabesss]

it’s really hard having been obsessed with nathan fielder for the last decade & now the rest of the world wants to have sex with him as well

[izzy 🪏 @rcktmns]

i go to the theater so often thanks to amc alist so i never buy food cus that would be a lot of money and i've become so accustomed to this that i forget most people want snacks at the theater when i go to a movie w someone

[EvanAC @EvanAboutCinema]

Me watching The Batman
vs
Me watching The Batman part II

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

2016: I use technology every day and I love it.

2026: I want a job as a park ranger that only needs a flip phone

[angela @horrorcomedies]

People my age: i need to get serious about settling down and starting a family

Me: i need to get serious about watching movies again

[austin @twink_kj_apa]

rescheduled my entire day so i can see three movies

[p0k0🍻 @pokornstar]

Nice! Only a 2 hour 39 mile drive home to start the weekend

[dante @dantefofante]

if you live in your parents basement to chase your dreams youre a loser. if you work until your eyes are bloodshot youre going to burnout young man! if you spend your money on things you enjoy youre irresponsible. save it all? stingy! live on the computer? touch grass. run ironmans and marathons? thats terrible for your joints you know? wake up at 4:30? psycho. sleep in? bum! the game is unwinnable. you will never do it right in the eyes of others. the lane you pick is always wrong. so might as well pick your own. might as well do what makes you happy.

[Zyndney Crosby @zyndney]

Post grad apartment with your buddies is basically just college except u have to go to the 8 am everyday

[Shannon @shannonpurser]

I see them more than my parents

[mini 👑 @mini4butches]

when I say ‘chat’ it’s because i’m referring to the imaginary twitch chat that is constantly observing me not chatgpt

[Sabrina @neu_rot_ic]

quitting insta to scroll on twitter is like quitting heroin to do cocaine

[$MOKE YZA @YanniTsunami]

i feel like as a single person with no kids and a decent job i should be able to eat out whenever i want where ever i want without it being financially detrimental.

[mo ཐི ₍^.ˬˬ.^₎ ཋྀ @fruitpibble]

they cooking tf outta us rn

[Heavy Spoilers @heavyspoilers]

Re-release Morbius