Simon Alcock

Comedy writer. Former staff writer @bbcstudios. My short film Man Spider won Best UK Comedy @discover_film Awards 2021. Watch it here:

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Beef

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New episode out today! 💥💥💥

We turn our lens onto the UK government's Beef Information Centre building programme.🏗️🏗️🏗️

Featuring:
@RobGilroy 👨‍✈️
@simon_alcock 🧑🏻‍🏫
@JosieLong ⛹️‍♀️
@mmaarrow 🏋🏼‍♀️

https://t.co/sfsyV1hwfY

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@nickcoupe_ @HatTrickProd For me, Nick, it has to be Man Spider https://t.co/8mWSzYwm1Q

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@tashadhanraj Omg congratulations Tasha!

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@Sara_Rose_G This is so true!

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@bbcstudios @marydoesgigs @babycowLtd Ah nice Mary!

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@JuliaAMcKenzie @BBCStudiosAudio @BBCRadio4 Let me be the 124th person to say congratulations, Julia! Amazing news.

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@EsylltMair They’ll be spinning in their coal farm

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@jaydeadams You've just earned yourself a like

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Just using my platform to give @jaydeadams a bit of a publicity boost. This is on in an hour! It has Very Good People in it! People like @Dawn_French! @sophiewillan! @kealasettle! And @VictoriaScone!

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@AngelaBarnes CONGRATULATIONS!!

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When you’re so laid back you sit on seats using only your neck

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Came here expecting to see some world-class art made of processed turkey mince, only to find room after room of wall-mounted pictures. Feeling misled and disappointed.

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@SuchandrikaC Nick Watt has given a polite but firm 'no'

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Banana twitter - how can these have gone from green to spotty, entirely bypassing yellow? When was I supposed to eat them? Worst bunch I've ever had.

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@robinjaymorgan ROBIN!

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Binged this in one go. Brave, eye-opening, and really changed how I think about night hags.

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@GeorgeFouracres @BBCRadio4 Congrats!

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Charlie is great and has the ugliest dog I've ever seen

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@gwynrhysdavies Thanks Gwyn - you're a true friend and valued financial adviser

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@EdAmsden @thatjanravens you can say things on my twitter when you give me the money for the trousers I sold you