Simon Bluesky

@simonbarton.bsky.social
Husband, father, blogger, millionaire playboy dressed as a flying rodent (one of these may not be true)
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Just remembered that Twitter still exists. Stopped by for a look. Fuck me, it's worse than ever.

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Who actually remembers watching any movies? I certainly don't. What's a movie? Who am I? Where am I? Is this thing on?

[Liberta Cherguia 🇪🇺 @MbarkCherguia]

Who actually remembers this sci-fi movie?

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@ATRightMovies Jaws
Close Encounters of The Third Kind
Rear Window
2001: A Space Odyssey
Die Hard
Withnail & I
A Matter Of Life And Death
The Exorcist
Night Of The Demon
Planet Of The Apes (1968)

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"At 7pm on BBC One it's time for more comedy chaos with our new Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em spin-off, Marx & Spencer. This week: Karl tries to hide his copies of Das Kapital when the vicar calls round, and Frank roller-skates through the British Library, wrapped in the Red Flag."

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@leedsfan72 @Top10Nathan Definitely. The interaction between The Boy Gedge and Rachel on stage is such a joy to watch. I've rediscovered The WP in recent years and they've become one of my fave live bands - so good!

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@Stow6524 Ah, bless him. What a legend he was 🙏

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@dirk7890 Me and Ed Tudor Pole a few years ago.
( Just after he'd been chatting up my wife lol. She said "I'm married... to him." He said "Why do women always say that to me?" )

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@Netflix_Sandman "There is something deeply wrong."
Yeah, it's called Neil Gaiman.

[Benjamin Cook @benjamin_cook]

❤️❤️➕❤️❤️🟰🔥🔥🔥🥹

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@johnrobb77 @Manics Have a great time, John. They were amazing last night 🔥

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Petition: Protect hares and their young from shooting during the breeding season https://t.co/fr9XLZ0Yu2

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Please sign, share, and protect the hares

Petition: Protect hares and their young from shooting during the breeding season https://t.co/fr9XLZ0Yu2

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@SoVeryBritish Although, apparently, ice cream vans are available in other countries too. And rain.

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Hey, @realDonaldTrump - just a reminder:
Zelensky. Didn't. Start. The. War.
That was your mate Putin.
You thick fascist fuck 🤬

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump has fully turned on Zelenskyy: "He's always looking to purchase missiles. Listen, when you start a war, you gotta know you can win a war. You don't start a war against somebody that's 20 times your size and then hope that people give you some missiles."

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@jamiesont And the replies are hilarious 😂

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@Bananabelly It is indeed 👍

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Picked up these beauties in the wonderful Out Of This World comic shop in Worcester yesterday. Especially pleased to find an Avengers no. 100, if only in G+ condition 👍
#Comics

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Apparently #KatyPerry sang The Dead Kennedys' Kill The Poor whilst in the rocket capsule. Which was nice.

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The Wedding Present were stunning in #Stroud tonight - what a cracking gig!

[Mary Colwell @curlewcalls]

BIG NEWS!!!! it is official, there will be a GCSE in Natural History. Feel quite overwhelmed. Maybe these little ones and all other wildlife might have a better future.
https://t.co/ZjiJ4SdpxZ

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Stop the Destruction of the World-Renowned Dartington Forest Garden - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/A06M01qzBv via @UKChange