Dank Sinatra

where u from u don’t know gata?

[Dank Sinatra @simon_sayze]

I’ll be 35 in December. The average life expectancy of a male is 73 years in the U.S. I’m currently in decent health, so let’s say I’ve reached the halfway point of my impending mortality.

The question is, can the Jets win a Super Bowl in 35 years time?

[Dylan O'Sullivan @DylanoA4]

If you just say that Cormac McCarthy line "you never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from" a couple of times per week you'll feel better

[Dank Sinatra @simon_sayze]

@Will_IAmKing

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@Will_IAmKing Going viral for Bravo takes…

[Dank Sinatra @simon_sayze]

@AdamSchefter We got your back @The_Big_CO ✊🏼

[Dank Sinatra @simon_sayze]

@JeffEisenband That was Bad Bunny? I thought it was the Sandman 🤣

[Dank Sinatra @simon_sayze]

Rex Ryan might have a restraining order on this thing

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Bro couldn’t help himself 😭

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@tanner_tripucka 😭😭

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@tanner_tripucka My boy’s response: “Now we have Allen Lazard and a speedy Allen Lazard”

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@tanner_tripucka On that same wavelength, literally just sent a minute ago

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@The_Big_CO @tanner_tripucka Certainly not with the Jets

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@The_Big_CO @TheBlueStones Thanks for introducing me to my new favorite band

[Cole Adams @coleadamss]

I hear from Gene Steratore more than my family

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

me & the paragraph the editor wants me to delete

[Dank Sinatra @simon_sayze]

I’m thinking we’re back @LockOfGibraltar @tanner_tripucka

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

The New York Jets have announced they will sell helmets full of gabagool and other assorted deli meats this season

[Dank Sinatra @simon_sayze]

@tanner_tripucka Hang in there! You have to survive another 11 years for a completely different Jets roster to do it again

[doomer @uncledoomer]

sword of damocles but its a giant boulder that crushes the entire department if the meeting could have been an email

[Dank Sinatra @simon_sayze]

@bonnibloop_ The obvious answer is to do this but with solids

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Is the sick truth of marriage that you just oscillate between the polarities of “we have nothing in the fridge” to “are you even going to eat the four containers of pickles” until one of us croaks?

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@SubwayTakes @anthonydimieri One image to sum up this episode