Simon Ambler

Dispatcher for Northumbria Police. Which mainly involves complaining and cajoling.

[Simon Ambler @SimonAmbler5]

@TACCDFelton @DarrenLant He’s looking to get hitched again.

[Simon Ambler @SimonAmbler5]

@DarrenLant Lanty, as I if I, your angelic dispatcher would ever do such a thing. 😇😇

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@DaveyP3099 Who are ya!.......

Good luck me old cock sparra

[Simon Ambler @SimonAmbler5]

@DarrenLant @mrsangieblair Get him on channel. I'll speak with him!

[Simon Ambler @SimonAmbler5]

@Donk705 @DurhamBikeWise @Spike_Pizza I would love to be there and have a chat, unfortunately I can't this year.

[Simon Ambler @SimonAmbler5]

@ConstableChaos They obviously did away with apostrophes at some point too. 😂😂😂

[Simon Ambler @SimonAmbler5]

@elonmusk @vincent13031925 @bonnienorman @Jason @scottwww Elon, I would love to own a Tesla, however at the moment there just a little beyond my financial reach. This isn't a criticism of the brand at all. To quote Wayne's World "One day she will be mine" #Tesla #waynesworld

[Simon Ambler @SimonAmbler5]

Standard practice!

[Rachael Swindon @Rachael_Swindon]

This is quite horrifying. MPs have just voted to keep corruption & sexual harassment investigations into themselves a SECRET. And just minutes after the vote, the list of MPs currently under investigation disappeared from the Parliament website. Transparency is dead.

[Simon Ambler @SimonAmbler5]

@Penno350 @RealBobMortimer Hopefully by the Labrador 😁

[Simon Ambler @SimonAmbler5]

@JonSavage1966 @RealBobMortimer @petefowlerart Labradors look stupid in trousers though!

[Simon Ambler @SimonAmbler5]

@RealBobMortimer #Gonefishing Last nights episode was just brilliant. Just have to love Bob's enthusiasm for everything. You two have a beautiful relationship. If you haven’t seen it, make sure you do. You’re missing a gem.

[Simon Ambler @SimonAmbler5]

Travel insurance is so important. Just look how much a ruptured appendix was! https://t.co/iCaSQarguf

[Melanie Lester @BluntMancLady]

@samgio1997 @MartinSLewis Spent £52 on a policy from the AA to go to the USA for 3 weeks, 11 years ago. Husband’s appendix ruptured. MedEvac helicopter $39k. 4 surgeries. Week in ICU @ $2.5k per day. Total bill $250k. Cost us £52 plus £100 excess. Bargain! Now have annual policy. Only mugs go without

[Simon Ambler @SimonAmbler5]

@NPNAshington @NPASNewcastle @NPRoadPolicing @npdogsection That explains why the traffic car had a good look at me in Ashington in my silver saloon. @DaveyP3099 @DarrenLant

[Simon Ambler @SimonAmbler5]

The Funniest Protest Signs From Trump's Visit To The UK https://t.co/bicsX8fCcJ via @SadAndUseless

[Simon Ambler @SimonAmbler5]

@Ullcity @RealBobMortimer I think he sold out to ‘the man’

[Simon Ambler @SimonAmbler5]

@BullshirePolice @realDonaldTrump Looks delicious!

[Simon Ambler @SimonAmbler5]

@DarrenLant That’s the kind of job I’d send you to!

[Simon Ambler @SimonAmbler5]

Just ace. https://t.co/ntlO0UHUCJ

[Simon Ambler @SimonAmbler5]

@northumbriapol Did you get @DarrenLant to hoof it out of the way?

[ITV Granada Reports @GranadaReports]

"It's just devastating behaviour"

As crews from @manchesterfire and @LancashireFRS battle two major moor fires in exceptionally challenging conditions, a helicopter has sighted someone setting new fires deliberately. More here: https://t.co/HKJx4LIIca