Simon Schwartz

Founder @TeamLocasaur, Proud Parent @ColumbiaEntrep . CU'17, Local to Delaplane Virginia

[Simon Schwartz @simonamschwartz]

@garymlin The Mel’s disrespect is loud and confounding

[Simon Schwartz @simonamschwartz]

We're hiring! If you have friends looking for a new challenge, see below and send 'em on. Finder's fee is whatever suits your fancy from @RedTruckBakery

[Simon Schwartz @simonamschwartz]

@kendallhtucker Better to try something radically new than be 10% better than what’s already out there!

[Simon Schwartz @simonamschwartz]

@kendallhtucker @knoqco Love this! We do something similar where we have an internal business account we engage with as if it’s real before every release, but I like the idea of formally scheduling a session.

[Simon Schwartz @simonamschwartz]

@garymlin @parthi_logan @TeamLocasaur In my experiences those quick convos via Locasaur/others, are more efficient than any geographically localized search product…at least so far.

[Simon Schwartz @simonamschwartz]

@garymlin @parthi_logan @TeamLocasaur I’ve always defaulted to asking the person I know at the local spot that might have it! Locasaur certainly makes it easier to have those quick convos, and easier-still to purchase if they do. If they don’t I’ve found they’re more than happy to recommend other spots that might.

[Simon Schwartz @simonamschwartz]

@liuchainz @freialobo @HipCityReg @boop Stairwells, but can’t be the stairwell of your own building

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Kobe on Gianna: “The best thing that happens is when we go out and fans come up to me, and she'll be standing next to me ..

They’ll be like “you gotta have a boy, have soembody carry on the legacy... she’s like, “oh, I got this!”

[Pau Gasol @paugasol]

Beyond devastated... my big brother... I can’t, I just can’t believe it

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Kobe was a legend on the court and just getting started in what would have been just as meaningful a second act. To lose Gianna is even more heartbreaking to us as parents. Michelle and I send love and prayers to Vanessa and the entire Bryant family on an unthinkable day.

[Simon Schwartz @simonamschwartz]

@pappageorge 4 hits so different going forward than it does backwards

[Simon Schwartz @simonamschwartz]

@liuchainz @TheOnion @diegoanell Nah pretty sure it’s the bottle of hot sauce you’re too weak to open the top of.

[Simon Schwartz @simonamschwartz]

@liuchainz Did you make this meme yourself?

[Simon Schwartz @simonamschwartz]

@liuchainz Your startup is literally called Dolphin. 🤷‍♂️

[Simon Schwartz @simonamschwartz]

@liuchainz I read this as people who take a crowded elevator “are vaping on the spot” and was nodding vigorously in agreement til I reread it. Still on your side here though.

[Simon Schwartz @simonamschwartz]

@gxzliu I think you left the faucet on by accident this morning

[Simon Schwartz @simonamschwartz]

@gxzliu Your DMs beg to differ.