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[simonan @simonan]

The end of the rainbow is…the Ohio river hooters

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@wophugus @james_acton32 @ArmsControlWonk it's definitely not a treaty, though, is it? Unless there was an advise and consent session with 2/3 of the senate present that I missed.

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@flamewave7 @SShield66033827 @fibromyalgiaAmy @MimiSchmoo @AmberWoods100 don't be so sure...middle aged religious Texas women are famous for posting 4chan memes. this definitely isn't a russian or pakistani bot account using a canadian vpn

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@SShield66033827 @fibromyalgiaAmy @MimiSchmoo @AmberWoods100 You were not. I would bet any amount of money that you’ve never set foot in the United States, much less Texas. I doubt you’re in Canada either.

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@SShield66033827 @fibromyalgiaAmy @MimiSchmoo @AmberWoods100 your profile is based in Canada. why do you care about this issue?

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@ChosenPeopleVIP @unusual_whales maybe more importantly, letting children make choices. children who start vaping early turn into high quality voters

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@actualfaulkner @FBSchedules many false assumptions here, chief among them is that USC is showing life as a program

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@HardFactorNews but they all vote. this is basically 18-44 putting the stick in their own bicycle spokes

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@actualfaulkner @FBSchedules these are literally the dates that have always been available for USC/Stanford games - Oct. in S. Bend, Thanksgiving in California. USC cancelled that, because your incompetent coach is tired of getting his ass beat. bro is all sizzle and no steak

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

MILES MCBRIDE TODAY:

25 POINTS
70% FG
7/9 3PM
4/4 FTM
+33 +/-
29 MINUTES

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@thereal_truther @HHSGov @ASPRgov @CDCgov @StateDept PCR is a very sensitive type of test that can detect viral RNA before or weeks after an infection. A mild positive can mean someone is pre symptomatic or is over the virus and still testing positive.

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@JupiterKunt @colorfuzion_web @HHSGov @CDCgov @ASPRgov @StateDept Mild positive is a valid result from a PCR test

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@dionbird23 @HHSGov @ASPRgov @CDCgov @StateDept PCR tests detect the virus’ RNA. a mild result might mean the RNA is still present but the virus is no longer actively infecting the patient. This statement appears to represent valid science

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@TerryDunlevy @Hampcardinal @ByPatForde it's a louisville fan, don't bother. they live for two things: complaining about refs in every game (every sport) and being jealous of notre dame

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@tnoieNDI @NDmbb If that's the lineup I'm losing a bet that this guy isn't going to start both of his kids who will combine for 1 rebound

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@Vlad0_SOL @nolangoND34 8th most wins of any D1 program, 18th highest winning percentage

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@mightygrippers @JoeGoodberry wait, when did the bengals get a drafting/scouting/pro scouting staff?

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@jacksoble56 @jeffborzello @BGInews if you can let this guy get a second son on the team to consume over 800 minutes played and pull down 1 offensive rebound, you absolutely have to

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@ClayTravis who talks like this? is your brain broken?

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@DrAkhilX If you are a doctor giving legal advice on Twitter a clever lawyer can argue you are practicing law without a license.

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This is just like a historically bad day for racists