simon (haunted account)

somatronics and solidstate witchcraft

[simon (haunted account) @simonapalmTV]

god fucking damn, twitter is shit

[ca 🐝 @MISSYOUDEAN]

i would go for free tbh

[simon (haunted account) @simonapalmTV]

"I have to move closer if I want to beat your sorry ass to a pulp."
#JoJosBizarreAdventure #JOTARO #jojo_anime #yareyare

[simon (haunted account) @simonapalmTV]

gonna be taking a real long break from twitter. follow me on instagram @ simonapalmTV for any and all art i'll be posting in the meantime.

[derek @derpo377]

She just died? Wow. I didn't know that. You’re telling me now for the first time. She led an amazing life. What else can you say? She was an amazing woman. Whether you agree or not, she was an amazing woman who led an amazing life. I'm actually sad to hear that.

[simon (haunted account) @simonapalmTV]

???

[Las Vegas Locally 🌴 @LasVegasLocally]

Correct

[simon (haunted account) @simonapalmTV]

Powderfinger by Neil Young

[Netflix Geeked @NetflixGeeked]

what's the song that would save you from Vecna's curse?

[simon (haunted account) @simonapalmTV]

“Want to read the article first?”
Nope, all I need to know. Would love to have an away message like I used to in HS, let mfs know that I wasn’t doing shit and I am unavailable anyway. Peace of mind.

[Lauren Goode @LaurenGoode]

"Asynchronous" messaging is no longer; we are all walking live chats. And we are messaging maniacs. I see only one solution to this problem https://t.co/G3zE9jFNKl

[Eli Valley @elivalley]

Biden in Uvalde

[The Hard Times @REALpunknews]

We Tried Interviewing John Carpenter But He Made Us Chain-smoke And Play Borderlands Instead https://t.co/9yKXn4jC1g

[simon (haunted account) @simonapalmTV]

RIP 👑

[simon (haunted account) @simonapalmTV]

No one this stupid deserves to have access to a billion dollars.

[simon (haunted account) @simonapalmTV]

Thought he was a genius but the guy can’t even assemble even a basic astrologer build. How are you level 111 and you don’t even have the comet azur spell? Running two shields and the most mid mage helm possible. Talismans are a mess. Mind is shit. Mush brain build.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@DadMurdos Equipped load will be lower if fast roll is needed

[simon (haunted account) @simonapalmTV]

I would absolutely body this mf if he invaded me, wouldn’t even be a challenge. This dipshit would get melted while he attempted to fat roll away to safety.

[simon (haunted account) @simonapalmTV]

Billions in taxpayer dollars sent to countless departments, billions that could be spent making life better here, wasted on pathetic, hotdog neck losers that can only think about themselves.

[simon (haunted account) @simonapalmTV]

How many billions have gone to worthless cops so they can kit up from their squad car, just to end up using it as cover while they wait for backup. YOU ARE THE BACKUP. They want to be called heroes while pissing their pants at the first gunshot. Fuck cops.

[GoliathFan1952 @ByYourLogic]

something left out of the whole militarized police issue is that our cops are uniquely cowardly. one of the primary things you’d want out of them is that they’d be ready to risk their lives to save children from being gunned down but no they have anxiety

[simon (haunted account) @simonapalmTV]

I feel like we just ask for the bare minimum in exchange for our taxes: to be able to be alive and to minimize a violent death, but that seems too pie in the sky for us in the US. A dozen people die in the worst way possible every week and we just saunter onto the next day.

[simon (haunted account) @simonapalmTV]

Love that it’s left to us to pressure the gun lobby when only a week prior they freaked out about some people protesting the repeal of RvW at a ghoul’s home, so idk man, your polite political strat hasn’t left us many legal options

[Reuters @Reuters]

U.S. President Biden asked Americans to stand up to the gun lobby and pressure members of Congress to pass sensible gun laws after the killing of at least 18 children and an adult in a Texas elementary school shooting https://t.co/KeICbfLDWg