Jacob Simon

no one knows that college is hard.....BUT IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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@ulmcab #WheresAce

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@anthonyjeselnik @professor_chill no u just take them from Tosh don't u! ;)

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Only comedian who could make Tosh look less gay. Skeet Skeet Skeet all over your face.

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@princess_emcoff oh u don't even know sweetheart!!!!!

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@princess_emcoff bout missing u? Or having the chizled abbs of a Greek god? Hahaha

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@princess_emcoff awe u miss me? Well ovcourse u do!!!! Have u seen me its like god chizled me out of marble!!!!!! Hahahahaha! I miss U to!!!

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@princess_emcoff that's what I told my girlfriend when she started talking bout her ex!!!! Hahaha

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@princess_emcoff Oh come on hes like the jessi McCartney of the 2010's. Haha

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@princess_emcoff Oh come on hes like the jessi McCartney of the 2010's. Lol

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Oh come on hes like the jessi McCartney of the 2010's. Lol

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@princess_emcoff briber can't tounch the best bands of the past!!!!

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@OMGitsLexi I'm fucking this Chinese chick and watching ur videos! And she says u r hot as fuck and wants to "tap that". Her words!!!!

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@boerstrvwu6 hola!!!!

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@ValeneTrivane94 r u a bitch in bed?!?!?!

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@SachaMillman768 how'd u pool that off?

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@OMGitsLexi we tried to video hat on Facebook but there were some "probs" I couldn't see or hear her so IDK if it's u or not!

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@OMGitsLexi not only does the name and pics say she is u but in our texts she told me she was a pornstar and she said she was u!

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@OMGitsLexi there is a someone on Facebook that has the name Lexi Taylor. We have been texting! Many nude photos! I realized today it was u!

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@OMGitsLexi don't u live in Shreveport?