Simon

[Simon @simoncf24]

@ronsterd89 A slice of bread 🤯. A double decker grilled cheese.
You’re welcome.

[Simon @simoncf24]

@anon_opin I think @NASA are going to study human reproduction in space so they will have to send people. (Don’t bother looking for volunteer applications, I checked)

[Simon @simoncf24]

@ATRightMovies The Goonies. Growing up in the eighties and living by the coast I always thought that it was possible for me to have a similar adventure.

[Simon @simoncf24]

@blakejokeroutl1 @ATRightMovies

[Just Dave now @justdavenow89]

hunter biden honestly could be one of the best follows on here at the moment

[Simon @simoncf24]

@LOTR_Daily_ Balrog wiped out Khazad-dûm and almost defeated Gandalf. Smaug is just a dragon.

[Harry Brown @HazBrown1]

It's fucking tragic 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Simon @simoncf24]

@fesshole The Houdini

[Simon @simoncf24]

@elonmusk Your car will be a test for returning large objects from space.

Rendezvous and Proximity Operations

Capturing a "Non-Cooperative" Target

Surviving Atmospheric Re-entry

Landing and Recovery

[Simon @simoncf24]

@fesshole Humble brag more than a fess.

[Simon @simoncf24]

@bb121479 @fesshole Life savers “gummies” are similar. Wine gums are different shapes and have the name of different alcoholic drinks on them. The words best gummies, maybe.

[Simon @simoncf24]

@fesshole Now teach them to bring bank notes in exchange for the snacks.

[Simon @simoncf24]

@KP24 British airways is RyanAir in disguise 🥸

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

The opening of Spectre (2015) is so good it almost tricks the brain into thinking the entire movie is about to be a masterpiece. That Día de los Muertos tracking shot through Mexico City is pure Bond flexing for five straight minutes.

[Simon @simoncf24]

@fesshole Have you considered trying a small glass ramekin, roughly the same diameter and easy to explain why you have it at social events. There might be someone who can help you get your hands on a few just to try it out.

[Simon @simoncf24]

@fesshole Go on an adventure

[Simon @simoncf24]

@anon_opin Trolly collectors where I am are employed by the supermarket and just adding the coin mechanism as an insensitive to return the trolly could remove the need for their employment. Leaving the trolly is recognised as the done thing.

[Simon @simoncf24]

@Footballtweet El Pibe

[Simon @simoncf24]

@BeardWalking @anon_opin Sounds like you’re still upset after finding that out.
No one mention anything about Santa to this guy he will lose his shit.

[Simon @simoncf24]

@anon_opin Words in the right order, makes an understandable point and it almost sounds human. But everyone knows it’s wrong. AI generated content 😔.
The best was Champ Man 96/97. And any bot that says otherwise is just wasting processing power and bandwidth.