Fake Simon Chapman

Parody of e-cig denialist. Around 95% less harmful than Real Simon Chapman. Strong brain fog warning.

[Fake Simon Chapman @SimonChapmanAO]

Research showing tobacco graphic warnings no long work at odds with perennial data that health concerns is overwhelming #1 reason for quitting. I guess they're no longer contributing to health concerns. Three decade long decline in smoking stalled several years ago. @abcsydney

[Fake Simon Chapman @SimonChapmanAO]

@jkelovuori I was her supervisor. Young minds are quite impressionable.

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[Fake Simon Chapman @SimonChapmanAO]

@markse68 @Rathmacan @GerryStimson I just crave attention. I updated my 69 page CV this month, despite having retired years ago.
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[Fake Simon Chapman @SimonChapmanAO]

@ff_Stoken @markhweiss The world will never see a man as great as me.

[Fake Simon Chapman @SimonChapmanAO]

@markse68 @Rathmacan @GerryStimson I just crave attention. I updated my 69 page CV this month, despite having retired years ago.
https://t.co/ohMu1MH1fw

[Fake Simon Chapman @SimonChapmanAO]

@DrBFreeman @PHAIWA @SimonChapman6 @tobaccofreeaust @msh_wa @DrMelStoneham @terryslevin Our brother has lost his way. Our goal is to hurt publically listed companies, not reduce sickness and disease.

[Fake Simon Chapman @SimonChapmanAO]

@WePublicHealth @DrBFreeman There is even less evidence that wearing sunscreen prevents skin cancers (because RCTs for this purpose considered unethical). You'll never guess the country that conducted the one study Cochrane was able to find... https://t.co/1u4cXaEROe

[Fake Simon Chapman @SimonChapmanAO]

@WePublicHealth @DrBFreeman There is even less evidence that wearing sunscreen prevents skin cancers (because RCTs for this purpose considered unethical). You'll never guess the country that conducted the one study Cochrane was able to find... https://t.co/1u4cXaEROe

[Fake Simon Chapman @SimonChapmanAO]

Or you could get a job and help reduce the $29B deficit instead of adding to it. Why am I the only person in Tobacco Control not being paid for it? https://t.co/8kK4jRiqE3

[Fake Simon Chapman @SimonChapmanAO]

@GillianSGould I think you mean "less than one cent of tax goes to #effective tobacco control programs" given Australia have seen no statistically significant decline in smoking since 2013.
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[Fake Simon Chapman @SimonChapmanAO]

"Too soon to know if e-cigarettes help people quit smoking"
Pleased to see ABC Fact Check on #ecigs hasn't been updated in over 3 years.
2015 PHE report and 2016 Royal College of Physicians report hold some
inconvenient truths.
https://t.co/H6ltm0ZUC8

[Fake Simon Chapman @SimonChapmanAO]

@WePublicHealth @SimonChapman6 @_PHAA_ Silly Brit travelled all this way thinking Australians would listen to reason. We don't believe in things like Tobacco Harm Reduction or Climate Change down here matey. Now off you hop!

[Fake Simon Chapman @SimonChapmanAO]

Another win in our battle against the evil forces of Tobacco Harm Reduction!
Health Minister @GregHuntMP has ruled out legalising nicotine for #ecigs.
Carmakers might be leaving Aus but Tobacco Control jobs are safe as houses.
https://t.co/3hEP97YkoX

[Fake Simon Chapman @SimonChapmanAO]

Very excited about #otcc2017

[Fake Simon Chapman @SimonChapmanAO]

I've gone and got myself a website.

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Keep your eyes peeled for more me related material

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[Fake Simon Chapman @SimonChapmanAO]

My only weakness is an educated opponent in the same room as me. Journalists pose no threat

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[Fake Simon Chapman @SimonChapmanAO]

I warned @CancerCouncilOz someone would actually read their position paper one day! https://t.co/FRQKqjblcV

[Not Smoking Aus @notsmokingaus]

Cancer Council Australia's policy on e-cigarettes is not "evidence-based and up-to-date"

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[Fake Simon Chapman @SimonChapmanAO]

@RossAndJohn Maybe next time you can ask @SarahWhisar where she pulled this "fun fact" from. #ecigs https://t.co/Oulh8tXsH5

[Quit Bad Advice @quit_vic]

Sarah White @quitvic responds to misleading claims about #ecigs with... misleading claims about #ecigs

[Fake Simon Chapman @SimonChapmanAO]

@quit_vic @WynRichards @quitvic @SarahWhisar Colors and preservatives in e-liquid? Where is this woman pulling her "fun facts" from?

[Quit Bad Advice @quit_vic]

@WynRichards @quitvic 3AW gave @SarahWhisar a roasting on the radio this morning for her nonsense.

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