simon delaney

Devil-may-care gangsta rapper and all round good boy gone bad. Former Miss Hertfordshire.

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I am almost certain that if a kid likened a Muslim woman to a letterbox they’d be sent home from school, possibly excluded. Anyone doing the same in the workplace would be fired, probably prosecuted. So how can it be that someone who did exactly this is about to become PM?

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@chiamakaafc Gundogan

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@soccertorey Casemiro has definitely played with all 3

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@Hesketh_CW Would those be the same morals and principles that led Arsenal to keep - and defend a Partey over recent years?

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These really are the Big 3 aren’t they?

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I’m all for modernisation but gosh there’s a very different tone at this year’s Hay Literary Festival.

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@axelthfc Hear ME out…
Cuti holding as a 6.
Lolo pushed on like a 10/false 9.
Deki tucked in like an 8 but with licence to roam.
Richy running running running.
And - get this - Vic sweeping as part of a back 3.
Why the eff not?!?

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@mrjohnofarrell I got that same message and funnily enough the end is the best bit (quite a big/unexpected twist and surprisingly moving).
So maybe give it another go?

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@Aimce4 @InvertTheWing No

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@Raymond70849852 @InvertTheWing I guess we all see things differently - that’s the beauty of the game. I was there and felt that of the players you mentioned, Porro in particular had a really poor game.
Romero is hugely talented but an idiot - that pointless foul near the end when he lost his head - aaaargh 🤦‍♂️

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Just a reminder that this is the person who a majority of Tory party members would like to replace Sunak as leader. Tells you all you need to know about the dodgy bunch of washed up lightweights currently running our country. https://t.co/XSTsqVRda2

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@axelthfc Vicario obviously 🙄

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This absolute rabble of second raters masquerading as a government can’t even live up to the standards of their idol

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@DameJulieWelch An appropriately elegant piece of writing. He sounds like a lovely man who led a long, interesting and meaningful life.

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@DJnr21 @Don_Falcone2 Yes I definitely wouldn’t want to be responsible for blocking Alfie Devine’s bath…. 😊

[Deirdre Heenan @deirdreheenan]

Starting salaries for doctors:

🇦🇺: £44,000
🇨🇦: £46,000
🇫🇷: £43,700
🇺🇸: £41,900
🇮🇪: £53,000

Meanwhile in 🇬🇧: £29,384

Junior doctors aren't holding the NHS to ransom. They're holding the NHS together.

Pay them what they deserve.

#JuniorDoctorsStrike

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@AFC_Monty_ @InvertTheWing Buffoon 😊

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Johnson looking more and more like the freakish love child of Jimmy Saville and a particularly malign and tetchy dinner lady

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@theodelaney Especially given the way we now play

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@theodelaney 100% we should have kept him and got rid of Skipp