Simon D Lee

20th Century boy, with his hands on the ropes. Trying hard not to be sick again.

[Simon D Lee @simondlee]

@campbellclaret 2hrs 18 minutes

[Simon D Lee @simondlee]

@paullewismoney

[World Of The D Lee @worldofthedlee]

You better not shout,
You better not cry,
You better not pout,
I'm tellin' you why.......

[Simon D Lee @simondlee]

@PopmasterTM @RealKenBruce @greatesthitsuk

[World Of The D Lee @worldofthedlee]

Every year we light fires to celebrate a failed crime from 1605.
But what about more recent bungled plots?
🔥💎
https://t.co/G3QdIggX2V

[World Of The D Lee @worldofthedlee]

I’ve finally accepted I’ll never remember who’s who in the Royal Family — but at least Andrew made things simpler.

https://t.co/KR58qVox4Q

[World Of The D Lee @worldofthedlee]

@AccidentalP

[World Of The D Lee @worldofthedlee]

U.S. government shuts down. Britain nearly loses its World Conker Championships. Yes, horse chestnuts. Knuckles of steel required. 🍂🥊
https://t.co/38WRzalas0
#BritishHumor #Conkers #MeanwhileInBritain

[World Of The D Lee @worldofthedlee]

A peaceful evening walk.
A harmless question about food.
A sudden moral dilemma.
It escalated quickly.
https://t.co/Q7ggnLqg8E
#WritingCommunity #Humour #Essays #Substack

[World Of The D Lee @worldofthedlee]

I’m outraged… but my entire day is already a digital footprint. 🤔
Read about the paradox of our outrage at the new digital ID scheme → https://t.co/ISVsIYpnnE
#DigitalID #PrivacyParadox #ObservationalHumour #DailyLifeIrony

[World Of The D Lee @worldofthedlee]

Just dropped a new piece: The Eastbourne Identity. A quiet seaside town, a missing man, and the thin line between reality and invention.
https://t.co/6Dm17iCsuL
#writingcommunity #amwriting #shortstory #substack

[Simon D Lee @simondlee]

@worldofthedlee Very confusing

[World Of The D Lee @worldofthedlee]

Autumn in jitty form
Is jitty a midlands term?

[World Of The D Lee @worldofthedlee]

Gamified life: Apple, Wordle, Duolingo.
Read more: https://t.co/Z1w4WpTvf6

[World Of The D Lee @worldofthedlee]

Still here. Still hungry. Still waiting for the Rapture.
Car service still due. Wheelie bin still blocking my driveway.
Full story 👉 https://t.co/PCEcOsHqkN

[World Of The D Lee @worldofthedlee]

Pointless prizes everywhere. I’m still playing.
Read more: https://t.co/Z1w4WpSXpy

[World Of The D Lee @worldofthedlee]

Badges, streaks, and… me hooked.
Read more: https://t.co/Z1w4WpTvf6

[World Of The D Lee @worldofthedlee]

Some breakfasts can’t be saved…
See how the day unfolded in my latest essay: https://t.co/zXHcrQSasu

[World Of The D Lee @worldofthedlee]

A Saturday morning ritual gone wrong… ever had one of those days?
Full essay: https://t.co/zXHcrQSasu

[World Of The D Lee @worldofthedlee]

Sometimes timing is everything… especially when it comes to breakfast. 🥓☕
Read the full story here: https://t.co/zXHcrQRCCW