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Raised on a diet of broken biscuits. Milk would've been better but times were 'ard.

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@RealTimVine That's some Repair Shop level of craftsmanship.

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@DanielMays9 @PoppyLegion A stunning reading of a most heartbreaking letter.

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@RinseHold @chuckthomasuk Hollywood? Fleetwood perhaps

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@JamesAHogg2 We must never forget the millions of men, not much more than boys really who made the same sacrifice.

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@NFLMemes Ahem... that's ruffing the passer surely.

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I can feel my blood pressure lowering every time I watch an episode of
#GoneFishing. Best show on television.

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@pearlsgrl Put the words "you absolute" in front to turn an ordinary insult into a God tier one and "you daft/soppy" as a term of endearment. Goes for a lot of sweat words actually.

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@mrdanwalker Did they make it? We'll never know. Probably not,but there's always hope. That's what makes it so good.

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Beautiful programme as always
#FestivalOfRemembrance

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Seriously @ITV 11 hours of rugby union?

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@Teslimatttt

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@MsPocketRocket Thunder

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@Debbo3496361 Red Weetabix.

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@OneCBThoughts Shout out to everyone who keeps the battery cover in place with an elastic band when it inevitably breaks after you've been fiddling with it for too long.

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@buitengebieden I believe they reason they survive in the wild is because all the other animals consider them far too entertaining to attack.

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@Johnnypapa64 As usual Mainwaring's exasperation makes it.

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@aardman @shaunthesheep Aand that's how it's done!

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@fesshole Leave it in the wardrobe and don't look back. In anger.

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@anon_opin Jamie And The Magic Torch. If The Who did children's tv theme tunes...

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@lady_valor_07 It's not Christmas until I've heard this line.