Simon Doherty

The difference between triumph and try is a little umph

[Simon Doherty @simondoherty1]

@floboflo It’s “Tesco” you muppet, not “Tescos”. That’s your first mistake in this post.

[Simon Doherty @simondoherty1]

@RICHFARROW I never knew you had a wife from Bangladesh, don't worry I won't tell Sam.

[Simon Doherty @simondoherty1]

@thetrainline
Can I claim a refund for a train that was cancelled? Next train was over an hour later and no seats were available due to cancellation, meaning having to stand for over 3 hours and paid a fortune for prebooked seats. This was 16 days ago. Many thanks.

[Simon Doherty @simondoherty1]

Got the wife lots of flours and a card for Valentine’s Day.

[Simon Doherty @simondoherty1]

@Morbidful I’d like to know more about her involvement with the motorcycle.

[Simon Doherty @simondoherty1]

@5goalthriller And seven years later it’s getting more attention than when first tweeted! What’s that all about?

[Simon Doherty @simondoherty1]

@UCC_Rutland @UCC_PE Thursday Y7 football was full in under 2 hours of the email going out! If there any withdrawals can we form an orderly queue behind my son please?

[Simon Doherty @simondoherty1]

@parcelforce Delivery of parcel failed - "insufficient address". Full address incl. post code is present and correct. What more do you need????

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

BREAKING MAY BREXIT: We will exit the EU on March 29. I'll take ownership of shutting down the EU. I'll will then build a wall around England a tall wall, in years be named " the May Wall". It will be paid for by France ,Germany and 25 other EU countries who stood in my way

[bradley coleman @careaboutcarrie]

Have you heard about Carrie. Please Read Retweer Donate #carries fund https://t.co/vCLJmWihqF

[Ted Kravitz @tedkravitz]

Aarrrrgghh this is killing me..

[Simon Doherty @simondoherty1]

@GWRHelp Thanks for the reply. I’ve been told that due to engineering works at Reading trains are being diverted via Newbury?

[Simon Doherty @simondoherty1]

@GWRHelp traveling Bath to Ealing Broadway on 27/5. How do I find out if there any engineering works disrupting journey?

[Simon Doherty @simondoherty1]

@GWRHelp Thanks for reply, catching 10:43 from Bath can you give me an ETA at Ealing Broadway?

[Simon Doherty @simondoherty1]

Great thanks, if catching 10:43 from Bath could you tell me an eta at Ealing Broadway?

[Lesley Kenton 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @LesleyKenton]

@Ghillie_Kettles @WayneKoda wayne is walking the coast of Britain litter picking. One of your kettles would make his journey easier. ❤️

[Simon Doherty @simondoherty1]

@Screwfix £11.99 for one or two for £28.00, now let me think about that?

[Simon Doherty @simondoherty1]

@AldiUK distraught daughter got this golden syrup sponge pudding with no syrup. 'It's ruined my life' she said.

[TaylorMade Golf @TaylorMadeGolf]

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[Simon Doherty @simondoherty1]

@Jsmithgolf Great news, you deserve it!