Simon Crane

Happy-go-lucky baldie.....

[Simon Crane @simondotcrane]

@718Tv Yeah, Self aggrandisement….

[Simon Crane @simondotcrane]

@JeremyClarkson Nope, country’s still going the toilet. Everythings as per normal…

[Simon Crane @simondotcrane]

@elonmusk If it was. Bernie Sanders would have been a candidate. Twice..

[Simon Crane @simondotcrane]

OI @RoyalMail @RoyalMailHelp.
Any chance you can explain why on. a 48hr delivery, my parcel is still in Birmingham 4 days after being posted….?

[Simon Crane @simondotcrane]

@CyclingForMind So you’re one of the pricks who dazzle motorists by shining a light 5 times brighter than a car headlamp full on in our faces. And without the cutout cars are required by law to prevent dazzling. Arsehole…

[Simon Crane @simondotcrane]

@agneponx Im guessing half of that was for the Salmon Steaks…
And Panko Breadcrumbs?…Dare I ask

[Simon Crane @simondotcrane]

@DrLoupis @BillGates My trust…

[Simon Crane @simondotcrane]

@katecrimed Thats my local tanning shop in Kirkham…

[Simon Crane @simondotcrane]

@Iceuhk @Hazedaz25 @bobbld_eth @LeadingReport Covid is not the flu. But the flu is a Covid

[Simon Crane @simondotcrane]

@NoContextBrits The Shite Brothers,
Chitty Chitty Shite Bang,
Shite Inc,
When Harry Met Shite,
When Shite Met Sally,
Shite Wars,
The Eagle Has Shite,
The Shite Identity
The Shitening
…..

[Simon Crane @simondotcrane]

@nicolathorp_ COMMUNITY NOTE:
Old news
This has been universally known for about 50 years.

[Simon Crane @simondotcrane]

@RichardDawkins .........which ended well.

[Simon Crane @simondotcrane]

@ThreeUKSupport Had appalling service in the PR4 Kirkham area for the last 3 days. Constant loss of connection. Not even able to stream 240p video. Any chance this is getting fixed anytime soon?

[Simon Crane @simondotcrane]

@SkyHelpTeam How are they going to check online, if they can’t get online? I guess if you can check service status online, then your internet is fine...

[Simon Crane @simondotcrane]

@Sanspareille @Liam_Baxter31 @ezralevant The BBC had already reported on the trial, and yes, reporting restrictions have to be posted as telepathy isn't a thing

[Simon Crane @simondotcrane]

@GodRocks15 Really? Are you seriously going to mock a lack of violence?

[Simon Crane @simondotcrane]

@ThreeUK @ThreeUKSupport. Can you tell me what's going on? All of a sudden I have an adult filter on my account. Internet is rubbish. Live chat not working. Tried to turn filters off, but nothing works

[Simon Crane @simondotcrane]

@The_Gazette Yes I'm stuck in the northbound side. Southbound traffic has been moving for about 10 mins now

[Simon Crane @simondotcrane]

@TalkTalk It's always "In a little while" with you guys