simon d

I think I'm funny. You probably don't.

[Mark Douglas @MsiDouglas]

Ever feel like you're watching a different sport?

Morgan Rogers is a decent player but £117m?! I can't get my head around that.

And upwardly mobile, brilliantly managed #avfc forced to sell him because of arbitrary UEFA financial rules that favour the chaos of #cfc, who have had several strategies, failed managers and finished 13 points and 6 places lower than them.

How is anyone supposed to compete long-term when this is going on? The game at this level is broken

[WWE @WWE]

.@SamiZayn speaks. 😳

[GeordieKermit9 @GeordieKermit9]

#NUFC under KK were one of the biggest spenders in world football

In a less competitive league we still won nowt

Howe is hamstrung by FFP and still proving to be one of the greatest men to ever manage our football club

Keegan was replaced by Dalglish and SBR by Souness

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

FC Barcelona. Under the lights at St. James' Park. LET'S GO! 😤

[Jordan Cronin @jordancronin_]

⚫️ That’s a statement if I’ve never seen one!

⚪️ Eddie Howe pushed in front of the away end by Kieran Trippier and Bruno Guimaraes.

[simon d @simondrislane]

@NUFCMurph @SkySports_Keith Ridiculous sunshine supporter. Wanted Ekitike, Sesko, jaoa pedro and got woltemade and wissa, no fault of anyone’s just the way it worked out. 8th in spending in the league, carabao cup winner and champs league 2 of last 3 seasons

[Dell 🇮🇹 @agbnufc_]

Overriding squad thoughts.

- New GK needed, Pope kicking is crippling us.
- Trippier, thanks for the memories.
- Murphy upgraded, one dimensional.
- Willock upgraded with quality technical midfielder.
- Unfortunately I think another striker is needed.

[ToonTalk @Toon_TaIk]

Newcastle are abysmal and have been for large portions of this season.

But sacking Eddie Howe would be a big, BIG mistake. #NUFC

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

THAT IS ABSOLUTELY SENSATIONAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

Newcastle’s admin knew what he was doing with this post. 😅

When you see it. 👀

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Alexander Isak wears Nick Woltemade pyjamas

[simon d @simondrislane]

@WinterJeff He’s painful, way worse since he got involved.

[Dale Johnson @DaleJohnsonBBC]

Was looking for something else and came across this.

A VAR-cancelled penalty pretty much the same as Nick Pope on Viktor Gyokeres.

The beneficiaries? Arsenal!

[simon d @simondrislane]

@steviedirish @TIITraffic They’re doing the best they can. Thanks for your good work @TIITraffic don’t mind the haters

[Tim V of False Finish ✍️ @timvfalsefinish]

Holy shit!

What’s a pipebomb compared to a NUKE?!

You absolutely have to watch this.

Let these MF know @realKILLERkross 🫡

[Roman Reigns SZN 💥 @reigns_era]

Bruh this could be the FAVOR omg 😭

[Wembley Stadium @wembleystadium]

A win that generations of Geordies have been waiting for.

To celebrate, we are giving you the chance to win a signed @nufc shirt. ✍️

All you have to do is like, share and follow us to be in with a chance of winning 🤞

Winner will be announced this Friday (21st).

[simon d @simondrislane]

One of my favourite #NUFC moments ever. Always gave his all. Thank you @Miguel__Almiron

[simon d @simondrislane]

@steviedirish Plastic fan. I stick with my team in good times and bad. I think the coach is trying his best and that’s all you can ask for.