Simon Eddison

Pilot, Owner, Builder. There's no place I'd rather be! Relevant Consultant and Problem Eliminator. Putting People at the heart of everything ❤️

[Simon Eddison @simoneddison]

@KemiBadenoch Are you retarded? Have you forgotten the 14 disastrous years your lot were in power? Thought so. There we are then...

[Simon Eddison @simoneddison]

@realLeslieLesh @kirawontmiss Complete rubbish! In Europe, service charge is 10 to 15% and its voluntary! Pay the staff properly and up the prices if needed. Don't expect your customers to pay your staff...

[Simon Eddison @simoneddison]

@MaldonGirl1966 @Robbie_Reasons But still a twat!

[Simon Eddison @simoneddison]

@Matt_Pinner Tennis, Rugby, Squash, Paddel, Golf.... the list goes on!

[Simon Eddison @simoneddison]

@honeymoon250 Weights for a cuckoo clock!

[Simon Eddison @simoneddison]

@PeterStefanovi2 Are we surprised from someone as thick as yesterday's custard! @KemiBadenoch

[Simon Eddison @simoneddison]

@CroftyF1 If you think your Roast Beef needs to be in the oven now... you must like your beef very well done! 1 hour max... #f1 #beefcookery

[Simon Eddison @simoneddison]

Says the man whose party gave multi-million pound contracts to their mates and weaponised immigration through fear...

[Simon Eddison @simoneddison]

Me: Alexa, set timer 1 minute
Alexa: Do you want to name this timer?
Me: No thanks
Alexa: Do you want to name this timer?
Me: No, just bloody start it and stop pissing around!

1 minute later....
#alexa @AmazonUK

[Heathrow Director @LHRDirector]

All arrived safely! Happy Christmas to you all. #lhr

[Simon Eddison @simoneddison]

Only hundreds? Oh dear.... 🤣🤣🤣

[Richard Tice MP 🇬🇧 @TiceRichard]

After a busy day of Tory chaos, a warm welcome to the hundreds of new Reform members joining today and huge thanks for your most generous donations….

Great to have you onboard as we approach the election….

[Simon Eddison @simoneddison]

I hit the reheat!

[Dave Throup @DaveThroup]

@simoneddison @bbchw @bbcmtd @itvnews @carolvorders @GBNEWS @hbaldwin @Channel4News @bbcpointswest Nice. Didn’t know you’d upgraded to a Typhoon.

[Simon Eddison @simoneddison]

@bbchw @DaveThroup The journey from Upton to Worcester over the flooded River Severn... @bbcmtd @itvnews @carolvorders @GBNEWS @hbaldwin @Channel4News @bbcpointswest

[Simon Eddison @simoneddison]

@bbcpm heat pumps are great when electricity was 8p per unit but at 30p, they are very expensive to run. I can easily spend £400 to £600 in the winter. Also you need excellent insulation and oversize radiators. ,
#bbppm

[Simon Eddison @simoneddison]

The volume of water that fell in Pelion on Tuesday was equal to the annual rainfall of London, said meteorologist George Tsatrafyllias. Beautiful Pelion has been scarred, but it will rise again. 💚💚💚💚💚 #greekfloods

[Simon Eddison @simoneddison]

The volume of water that fell in Pelion on Tuesday was equal to the annual rainfall of London, said meteorologist George Tsatrafyllias. Let that sink in... This is Melina yesterday. #greekfloods

[Simon Eddison @simoneddison]

Beautiful Horto has been devastated by the flooding in Pelion. We were there on Friday and left Volos on Saturday. 😪 #greekfloods

[Simon Eddison @simoneddison]

This government is full of incompetent idiots & they have the gaul 2 lecture the airlines on how 2 do their jobs Imagine if the previous bag of idiots' plans had come to be... there would be no right to compensation as the EU law would have been revoked.
https://t.co/e1Ngpj3qmY

[Simon Eddison @simoneddison]

Swan family is looking forward to some sun on Lake Uckinghall... when the fog clears! #swans #summer

[Simon Eddison @simoneddison]

Exactly.

[Brendan May @bmay]

I know @GaryLineker and the rest of us with basic knowledge of history aren’t allowed to say the tone of a Home Secretary calling for actual lawyers to be jailed is exactly like the tone of 1930s Germany; but it’s exactly like the tone, and indeed the reality, of 1930s Germany.