Simone Er

shopaholic, skincare conoisseure, i like pretty things and green smoothies.

[Simone Er @simonefost]

@thedigitaldash_ Hi Dash, I love and appreciate a Bare Minimum Sandwich (bread, deli meat, cheese, mayo) but I also ate an Over The Top sandwich today (10+ components) and I want to talk about it!!

[Simone Er @simonefost]

@TwitterSupport please help 😭 my timeline keeps skipping back and forth while I’m trying to scroll. It is SO frustrating

[Simone Er @simonefost]

That turn of the head might as well be an admission of GUILT @darth Trixie will have exactly 1 of her 14 toys removed for the next day. Fair sentence?

[Simone Er @simonefost]

@samcorb Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free!!

[Simone Er @simonefost]

Joined this hellsite 9 years ago today. Blessed to witness the ridiculousness, and special thanks to the 6 followers I lost last week?! Who are you, reveal yourselves. ✌️

[Simone Er @simonefost]

@tigers @PlanetFitness Frank, 13, gray
Please and thanks!!

[Simone Er @simonefost]

I need a recommendation for a face oil to cap off my nightly skincare. Help me @skinclasshero @caveofbeauty @LaBeautyologist or point me to the appropriate thread please & thanks 😊🙏

[Simone Er @simonefost]

@darth Ok darth. Tumeric crackers with jalapeño Greek yogurt dip, both from Costco. So good together I could cry.

[Simone Er @simonefost]

@70s_party Explain yourself, @BHG 😡

[Simone Er @simonefost]

My TL right now, *chef’s kiss*

[mattie lubchansky @Lubchansky]

trying to get a tight five together for my new therapist tomorrow. just some real great jokes to make them love me (important) and catapult to the top of the patient rankings

[Simone Er @simonefost]

This is a great thread, plz read or share

[CZEdwards.bsky.social @CZEdwards]

...
...
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF YOUR THERAPISTS:

If you know that the holidays are going to be a shitshow... Don’t Go.
Get sick. Get “sick”.
Have 3 flat tires.
Have a huge vet bill.
Or at least tell the shitshow relative you can’t come. Now.
YES, I AM RECOMMENDING THAT YOU LIE.

[Simone Er @simonefost]

It us :)

[The Windsor Star @TheWindsorStar]

Santa Claus arrives at Devonshire Mall on Sunday https://t.co/49nPofchNm @devonshiremall #Windsor

[The Windsor Star @TheWindsorStar]

Santa Claus arrives at Devonshire Mall on Sunday https://t.co/49nPofchNm @devonshiremall #Windsor

[Simone Er @simonefost]

@colynjames Omg. Thoughts are with you until they switch your machines. Honestly. ❤️. I lived this life until YESTERDAY.

[Simone Er @simonefost]

@louis_pio 💀

[Simone Er @simonefost]

@airismile @JonBillz could you imagine me and Trixie 🙊

[Simone Er @simonefost]

@caveofbeauty @StacyszynJenna

[Simone Er @simonefost]

@ChristinaCoat19 @darth Thank you Christina! I’ll be sure to let her know :)

[Simone Er @simonefost]

Hey @darth please meet Trixie. She is a fantastic #officedog in training and new in these parts. Skilled in sleeping anywhere at any time and breaking hearts.

[Simone Er @simonefost]

@Cpo10za @darth I need to get her (and you) to spill your secrets to great sleep