Simon Elwell

Gooner. Sailor,

[Simon Elwell @SimonElwell1]

@TheAthleticFC Sanctions should mirror the scale of the crime. Massive points deduction. One that will take years to work off. Transfer bans for similar periods of time. Massive fines (big enough to hurt a sheik) which should be used to build grass-roots facilities across the country.

[Simon Elwell @SimonElwell1]

@0DonaldTrumpJr1 You spelled person wrong

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@Urs__01 16

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@UbigiOfficial I paid £190 for a multi year unlimited plan. Why have I received a renewal notice and why does it say there’s a 60GB limit?

[Simon Elwell @SimonElwell1]

Why do I keep reading about “walk-in” showers? As opposed to what?? Do people have a float-in shower? A teleport-in shower? How else do you get into a shower? #wtf

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Why the surprise? Are you saying that when we let the Chinese (the effing Chinese) buy British Steel that we didn’t imagine this would happen? I know - why don’t we ask them to build us some nuclear power stations?

[Simon Elwell @SimonElwell1]

@PLCPolice Fans celebrating too. Have they no shame?

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@ironelwell Thx - and thx for the cracking present

[Simon Elwell @SimonElwell1]

@JordanC1107 think you called it wrong on the Raya foul Jordan. He was never going to punch. He was lined up with both hands to catch it cleanly and Solanke (only player not looking at the ball) barged him so he had to throw a flailing punch instead.

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@PatrickTimmons1 Bet he won’t join; what are the odds?

[Simon Elwell @SimonElwell1]

@SkySportsPL The “pass “ where Nketiah was offside was actually a sideways one. Not forward. How are you offside if the ball is not played forward? It only went forward because of the defender’s deflection. He may not have intended it to go there…but he was trying to “get something on it”

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@AFTVMedia Looked v good against Fulham when he came on. Seems to be acclimatising to the pace and physicality

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@AFTVMedia One Gazillion

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@Gunnersc0m By a country mile.

[Simon Elwell @SimonElwell1]

#socceram shame to see socceram going. Part of the innovation Sky brought to the newborn premier league. It brought football to teenagers, painted it fashionable and aligned stars of music and media to teams. The lack of something to fill the void is worrying. Taxi for Sky.

[Simon Elwell @SimonElwell1]

@aviv_lavi Sounds correct t me. Where is it though? Could be us (sound) over another vid.

[Simon Elwell @SimonElwell1]

@KEEN Hi guys - I'm trying to find a person to speak to (not a bot) about an order. Have tried for an hour or so already but haven't found a human yet...any chance someone here can help?

[Simon Elwell @SimonElwell1]

@_Stats24 Odegaard on form, but can lose the ball cheaply
De Bruyne takes three strides and hits the back of the net from anywhere. His balls into the box are pinpoint
I'm a Gooner - Odegaard is my man - but beware De Bruyne. Close him down and make sure he plays the ball under pressure.

[Emile Smith Rowe @emilesmithrowe]

sakaaaaa 🥹🐐

[Simon Elwell @SimonElwell1]

@Gunnersc0m @now_arsenaI The pass that put Titi in for *that* goal against Leeds