simone

hockey. Texas. flowers. sunshine.

[ScottTheAmazing @ScottTheAmazing]

I don’t think people understand just how uninteresting a video of you wake surfing is.

[simone @simoneyjc]

@erinbutlerxoxo I say it at least once a day no joke. 😬

[simone @simoneyjc]

@JackieLaNel the new garcinia camboga

[simone @simoneyjc]

@chadicusmaximus You say it so often that Siri didn’t even try to help you with that one 😉

[simone @simoneyjc]

It’s all fun and games until you have to say goodbye to your parents 😭

[simone @simoneyjc]

I’m aware I have the most trivial pet peeves but still. Merry Christmas from North America!

[simone @simoneyjc]

Africa is not a country. It’s a continent. “Oh he’s in Africa” is the same as “Oh he’s in Asia”.

[simone @simoneyjc]

@JackieLaNel

[simone @simoneyjc]

I Should Have Washed My Hair - A Memoir by Me

[simone @simoneyjc]

@amberuby Truuuuue. Another choker midi ruffle something or the other 😐

[gabs @GabrielleMcKeon]

Open for a surprise

[simone @simoneyjc]

Can someone explain to me why every. single. boutique in Utah uses the same two models?!

[simone @simoneyjc]

@alyssa___lynn Also rugs!!

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

I've done the research and there's no way her ass is sitting on that stool.

[p810 @P810_DEEE]

Sorry i'm late I sat on my bed in a towel for an hour staring at the wall

[AK 🇳🇱🇫🇷 @LeRouge_A]

Your man just asked me if I'm ok https://t.co/otNjdbO9vS