simon frith

what?

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@FGRFC_Official More subs than the American navy.

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

"History has been made!" 😮

Macclesfield have knocked out the holders of the FA Cup in one of the biggest upsets in cup history.

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@NatWest_Help can’t access app, can’t access online banking as I need to confirm ID through the app!! What do I do?

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@NatWest_Help 4 hours now with no access to the app. Very poor service, very frustrating.

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@thesilkmen @kennywaste And where are you putting the Lauren Mendy statue?

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@chris_hawkins @BBC6Music
Names in songs. I’ve recently started work for a lovely interior designer called Heather. What I didn’t know was that her surname is Bennani. Cue my repeated singing of the well know Stanley Holloway song ‘let’s all go down The Stand (Heather Bennani)

[Macclesfield FC @thesilkmen]

What a start to the season it has been 👊🏻

Only three teams remain unbeaten in their respective leagues this season 📊

Manchester City, Billericay Town, 𝐌𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐝 𝐅𝐂

Were only just getting started 🙌🏻

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@chris_hawkins names in songs. I hope this qualifies. There’s a lad who plays for Macclesfield youth team called Shay Watt (see photo) check out the opening line to Singing Melodies track ‘Say what?’

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@anon_opin Keaveny. Lauren. Mark and Stuart. Lammo. Riley. Coe. I used to actually listen to what they had to say all day. I still put it on but now is just background noise. I’m a radio6 dad and they don’t want me/us as their audience anymore. Don’t even get me started with MAH.

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@David__Osland This is mine. Courtesy of @wefail

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@MichaelCGlasper Why am I reading this to the tune of Daytrip to Bangor by Fiddlers Dram?

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@SetCheshire with subtle hints of smouldering chalets.

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@thesilkmen Snipers dream / shotstopper between the sticks

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@StanCollymore So white he's tried to colour himself in.

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@SoVeryBritish cucumber

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@SetCheshire @WelshGovernment @Ferrari What did you expect on The Coast Road?

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@SoVeryBritish string net briefs

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@DavidRutley I think a Labour Government funding a Labour run council sounds like a very sensible option Dave?

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@ManCityzenscom John Bond

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@DavidRutley Just thought I’d have a quick scroll back through these posts Dave. Less than a 1% ‘like’ rate per message. It’s almost as if you haven’t connected with your constituents. Ouch.