Simon Hamer

Primes, can be relied upon they will never be divided and conquered
Lost my captains licence for ships in the Suez
Frog breeder
Twitcher

[Simon Hamer @simonhamer]

A – Z of Happiness from the ramblings of a happy man – E https://t.co/qgOIElEmdy

[Simon Hamer @simonhamer]

Need your carpet and or oven, hob and extractors cleaned in Lincolnshire ring Nick for FREE on 08007833257. #carpetcleaning #ovencleaner #hobcleaning #extractorclean #Lincoln #lincolnshire

Established for 10 years.

[Simon Hamer @simonhamer]

@DrJackyDavis Loads of people wanted the test and trace system.

They demanded it was put in place.

Now it's a waste of money.

If only it had not caused the pingdemic we'd all now be happy, yes?

#pingdemic #carefulwhatyouwishfor #irony

[Simon Hamer @simonhamer]

We were 50,000 lorry drivers short before Brexit was even voted on. https://t.co/nTKB31w93A

[Georgie FBPE, Tory hater, EU rejoiner @GeorgieHristov]

Surely @BBC news can afford 10 minutes to report on the empty shelves, 100 000 jobs available for HGV drivers and 800 000+ other jobs available for workers in various sectors in Brexit Britain.
That’s more important than ABBA’s new album.

[Simon Hamer @simonhamer]

Agree

[Nile Gardiner @NileGardiner]

Good riddance.

"Dame Hilary, who has previously confessed to fantasising about assassinating Margaret Thatcher, also described the United Kingdom as "an artificial and precarious construct".

https://t.co/KetlQmTeRg

[Simon Hamer @simonhamer]

#thelastleg Eat Britain

[The Telegraph @Telegraph]

💻The WiFi cuts out just as you’re about to join a call.
🛤️You miss your train because you forgot your mask.
🍽️The dishwasher breaks.

Such day-to-day annoyances happen to us all, but experts say “micro-stressors” are a big problem

Thread 🧵
https://t.co/g5WgL4MEfa

[Ragnhild @ragnf1]

If anyone talks about Lewis Hamilton not deserving the win at Silverstone ever again, kindly remind them this charade today.

[Simon Hamer @simonhamer]

David Icke and Piers Corbyn in a tree.
"It is safe up here, they can't see us if our feet don't touch the ground"

[Simon Hamer @simonhamer]

@Shawjaws That's your take on reality.

I'm actually on dry land, and it is a century on.

i suggest you catch up wth life as it is now.

Ships no longer barge into icebergs.

[Simon Hamer @simonhamer]

Not been on here for about 2 weeks, not missed it.
If there were #foodshortages a new app for delivery of food would have had a 10% rise on the day.
We shop late in the day, the shelves are still full enough of food for everything anyone needs.

[Angeline B. Adams @angelinebadams]

I had the Astra Zeneca vaccine. I had fever, aches and pains overnight, but it was over in 24 hours and the second dose was a tiny ache in my arm.

I'm immunosuppressed and medically complex, so it was a huge relief to get, and I'm hoping it won't be too long until the booster.

[Simon Hamer @simonhamer]

Spot on !

[Michael Vaughan @MichaelVaughan]

Social media companies need to expose all accounts that are abusing our England players .. expose the bullying cowards to see how they like the spotlight of being known .. then let’s put there faces on the front page of national papers to see how they like it ..

[Simon Hamer @simonhamer]

@thehill He's not looking well

[Yaron Naymark @1MainCapital]

UK example of how important COVID vaccination is at severing links between hospitalisations and cases. In the recent surge, 98% of new cases have been identified as the Delta variant, yet hospitalizations and deaths remain comparatively low vs previous waves (see below).

H/t GS

[Simon Hamer @simonhamer]

Verification in progress //// YAWN

[Simon Hamer @simonhamer]

Time is ticking down. My number is on my booking you need a proper web developer to sort out your issues. @All

[Simon Hamer @simonhamer]

.@All I've been stuck on your site for about an hour. Your 0871 number just plays music. I was booking for the 13th. If I'm not sorted by 11.15 the booking is cancelled.

[Simon Hamer @simonhamer]

.@All I've been stuck on your site for about an hour. Your 0871 number just plays music. I was booking for the 13th. If I'm not sorted by 11.15 the booking is cancelled.

[Simon Hamer @simonhamer]

#LordGarethSouthgate has a good ring to it.

Retweet if you you agree.

[Simon Hamer @simonhamer]

#LordGarethSouthgate has a good ring to it.

Retweet if you you agree.