Simon Hawkins

[Simon Hawkins @simonhawkins96]

Blue lagoon belongs on the table #boooolagoon

[Simon Hawkins @simonhawkins96]

Dangerfield must have water in his lungs from the dive he took in the second quarter

[Simon Hawkins @simonhawkins96]

Still waiting for the footy to come to the Southern Stand side of the ground like... #switchit #yeahnahgodowntheline

[Simon Hawkins @simonhawkins96]

@tdelia96 Pay him the money $$$

[Simon Hawkins @simonhawkins96]

@conormorgan has the biggest set of balls I’ve ever seen #diceroll #luckytwos

[Des Perkins @perkins_des]

Grand Final preview @stkildafc and @NMFCOfficial. Calling it early in Round 2.

[Simon Hawkins @simonhawkins96]

@therealaaronmay Hahahahahaha

[Simon Hawkins @simonhawkins96]

@tdelia96 @jamesdeliaaa @ATurco16 Mines better. Get me in on Monday nights @tdelia96 @jamesdeliaaa

[Simon Hawkins @simonhawkins96]

@conorbmorgan is a little bish

[Simon Hawkins @simonhawkins96]

@tdelia96 you classify him you're friend?

[Simon Hawkins @simonhawkins96]

If it weren't for burps I wouldn't know how to drink alcomohol

[Simon Hawkins @simonhawkins96]

@therealaaronmay

[Simon Hawkins @simonhawkins96]

Black & gold toilet paper really hurts when wiping my ass #realtalk

[Simon Hawkins @simonhawkins96]

@therealaaronmay still skinny

[Simon Hawkins @simonhawkins96]

@therealaaronmay @jacksjones15
Aaron: "Jackson really does have too much hands on his time" is what he really said

[Simon Hawkins @simonhawkins96]

Isn't it weird that flies literally just fly around and vomit on ppl #annoying

[Simon Hawkins @simonhawkins96]

Caitlin: "toot toot beep beep mofukkas"

[Simon Hawkins @simonhawkins96]

How shit would sushi be without soy sauce? #thoughts?

[Simon Hawkins @simonhawkins96]

Surely the first thing you do when you hop out of the shower is dry your hair

[Simon Hawkins @simonhawkins96]

How good was Bill and Ben the flowerpot men back in the days #abcproducesthegoods #throwbackwednesday