simon hertzler gascho

[Arar🪱 @absenseoffaith]

Works like a charm

[pocoyo_frases @pocoyo_frases]

el rageo de fibonacci

[WuOJot TeEKa @WuOJotTeEKa]

That's how it feels to look at the timeline right now

[anika @champagnesucks]

spring is going to feel like this.

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

omg that girl can do anything

[Acyn @Acyn]

Obama: Imagine if I had done any of this. Imagine if I had pulled Fox News’ credentials from the White House press corps. Imagine if I had said to law firms that were representing parties that were upset with policies my administration had initiated, that you will not be allowed into government buildings. We will punish you economically for dissenting from the Affordable Care Act or the Iran deal. We will ferret out students who protest against my policies.

It’s unimaginable that the same parties that are silent now would have tolerated behavior like that from me, or a whole bunch of my predecessors.

[coffee @eventualforever]

very funny that there’s a fandom of teenagers online for House MD. if we try hard enough we can get this done for even more old cable television. let’s run up fancams for the USA Network classic Psych

[Terry @terrychildress_]

Art hard, fit hard, pose hard. Well deserved.

[Roger Sterling @rogersterlings]

I CHOOSE ME, I’M SORRY

[Marcus is Fighting @CosmonautMarcus]

Don’t eat soup in “public” is particularly wild to me because it implies that soup is indeed effeminate but too irresistible. Therefore you are allowed to eat it in private ONLY

[Jack @Jac5Connor]

If you put "pod of dolphins greets stranded astronauts on splashdown" at the end of a movie like The Martian, people would scoff and call it ridiculous.

[correlation @nosyone4]

you just have to laugh 😭😭😭

[cez @cezthesocialist]

*taps the sign*

[madison @madison_tayt]

when i find myself in times of trouble, thoughts of grad school come to me

[Barstool Iowa @BarstoolUIowa]

Some people podcast, others put in the work

Super excited for this season‼️

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

ya'll wasn't there