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@MyshkinBanned If only there was something you could wear to shield your face from the sun

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@doc_1029 @FoxNews Based on what exactly

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@MyshkinBanned They know who they want in the final and it ain't us, it won't be Mexico either

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@MyshkinBanned The birdman of Braintree

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@MyshkinBanned Hurrah

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@MyshkinBanned I see you're going for the Tenko theme

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@MyshkinBanned Waterproof tar paint

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@MyshkinBanned I bet he doesn't give it a second glance and it soon becomes a squirrel fuck den

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@MyshkinBanned When can we expect a visit from Kevin McCloud?

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@MyshkinBanned This requires tiny donkeys and sheep and maybe a shepherd or two

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@brain_stimulus Depends if you believe that time travel sucks your IQ to zero

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@rexs_ma Bicarbonate of soda and white vinegar

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@MyshkinBanned Surely polly and I'll accept no further comment

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@MyshkinBanned Probably paid for the all inclusive package. It'll be necking drink and plundering the seed buffet at 9am

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@grs_67

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@LB23042

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@Cookster51

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As I approach 62 I think my only achievement in life so far is to get a 4.75 rating on Uber

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@MyshkinBanned If you've ever been to a racecourse lately you'd have really fitted in. No socks though

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@MyshkinBanned You wanna try a Japanese kharzi, it's certainly a shock the first time you get a warm jet wash up ya hoop followed by a blow dry