Jeffrey Scott

[Jeffrey Scott @simonized85]

Dear @OnStar it would be much more likely people would pay for your service if you didn’t make people sit on hold for 20 minutes when they are getting a new vehicle.

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@AaronNagler I love going into a bar and having the same game on multiple screens but they aren’t synced because of streaming. So stupid.

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@AGreen_20 My son is too and it’s painful…

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@jessetemple whatever happened to the Gridiron Club? Weren’t they big boosters of UW football?

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Can anyone please tell LaFluer that you can use the middle of the field on offense?

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Thank you to the turds that camp out at stores to buy new Pokémon card packs so I can’t find any for my kid for his birthday… try getting a job instead of flipping cards on the internet for $10.

[Jeffrey Scott @simonized85]

@BF6Informer Ps5

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Yep

[Grand Theft Auto 6 Informer @TheGTA6Informer]

Interact with this tweet if you still need an early access code for August 7!

Must be following @BF6Informer.

[Grand Theft Auto 6 Informer @TheGTA6Informer]

Interact with this tweet if you still need an early access code for August 7!

Must be following @BF6Informer.

[Jeffrey Scott @simonized85]

@reebok when I said make some Pump golf shoes, I meant Omni Pump, not whatever this is

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@Reebok needs to come out with Omni Pump golf shoes. Fast! Please!

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@UPS Doubt it

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Thank you @UPS for providing delivery windows only to never actual deliver in that window. Also thank you for waiting until Monday to re-deliver my package that I need to sign for instead of delivering it tomorrow with the other package that you are delivering. Real efficient!

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Hafley called an awful game

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Keep rushing 4 Hafley… might work someday

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@BrettFavre @TimHundley4All Praying for a pardon

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@Barton1331 I’m guessing Musk is trying make sure everyone sees his posts before the election.

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@Barton1331 Got him at pick 52 in a draft this year. Everyone just trying to guess when he will fall off.

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Hey @Ask_Spectrum, if you’d be willing to actually service my neighborhood I could get rid of T Mobile. Maybe save on commercials and spend money expanding your service areas?

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Reagan NyQuil

[ptah, spit on that thang, the el daoud @toriimacdaddy]

Your USC quarterback name is the sitting American president when you were born plus the last thing you bought. I’m Bush Record.