Simon Jones

I can tell by your reaction that what I just said was a joke. Migrant worker.

[Simon Jones @simonjjones]

I'm at Phils in Brooklyn, NY https://t.co/63YIPY7t0M

[Simon Jones @simonjjones]

I'm at Bonus Room in Brooklyn, NY https://t.co/FCwAkGLndH

[richard bacon @richardpbacon]

I approve this message

[Simon Jones @simonjjones]

Republicanism is a mental illness

[KDKA @KDKA]

Police were called to a Dairy Queen in Delmont for a man with a gun wearing a clown wig. Officers said the man told him he was "undercover" and "working to restore Trump to president king of the United States." https://t.co/3Di3jkrD9R

[Simon Jones @simonjjones]

A grown adult with bills and responsibilities got paid actual money to write this

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

Paddington Bear pays tribute to the Queen months after they warmed the nation's hearts with their sketch

Thank you Ma'am, for everything: https://t.co/LlN0SfNwIz

[Simon Jones @simonjjones]

@DanielJPerafan This poster is chaos and I’m here for it

[Simon Jones @simonjjones]

The only population crisis globally is one of over population. What he means is there aren’t enough white people.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Doing my best to help the underpopulation crisis.

A collapsing birth rate is the biggest danger civilization faces by far.

[Simon Jones @simonjjones]

So much violence in one short thread

[Dr Obbs @dr_obbs]

Things I learned (as an American) at my first Silverstone experience at the #BritishGP. A thread….

[Mallory Noe-Payne @MalloryNoePayne]

Y'all ready for a German fact that blew my mind?

Homeschooling is illegal.

Started in 1919, to make sure poor kids wouldn't wind up working on the farm and that kids of all classes would mix. Post WWII it stayed b/c it was a way to ensure parents couldn't indoctrinate kids.

[Simon Jones @simonjjones]

@lex_in_LA @GeorgeTakei You really should just drink champagne quite soon after buying it. Once it’s been riddled prior to distribution, it no longer ages in a sense of improving quality, but deteriorates.

[Simon Jones @simonjjones]

Thoughts and prayers with @DanielJPerafan for the theft of his signature joke

[Rob Zacny @RobZacny]

Ever since I was a kid "pain at the pump" has been treated as this urgent, kitchen-table issue and it's never been close to the expense that like housing, medical insurance, or education have been and we're all supposed to pretend that gas taxes are this populist gesture.

[Simon Jones @simonjjones]

No subsidising gas. People buying gas vehicles were wrong then, and they’re wrong now. No reason to ease them out of their personal fuck ups.

[Jonathan Schwartz 🦉 @OpenJonathan]

If I may, @GavinNewsom, I would pair subsidizing fossil fuel purchases with even higher incentives to move our citizenry to electric vehicles.

[Simon Jones @simonjjones]

“Lovely, I think I will too”

[Seán Burke @SeanBurkeShow]

Antiques Roadshow: NFT Edition

[Simon Jones @simonjjones]

Let’s hope they’ll be wearing masks

[The i Paper @theipaper]

Wednesday's front page: UK's Covid-19 scientists are meeting once a month... as infections rise #TomorrowsPapersToday

Exclusive by @janemerrick23: https://t.co/jADGeKE7x1

[Simon Jones @simonjjones]

A true allegory

[Simon Jones @simonjjones]

More importantly, how is this so little? The corruption itself is not a surprise, put three zeros on that number and you can kill all the planets you want. The real story here is that @Sen_JoeManchin is a cheap little bitch!

[David Doel @daviddoel]

How is this even legal

[Simon Jones @simonjjones]

@DanielJPerafan Is it you? Are you “comics”

[Simon Jones @simonjjones]

@tomwhoscontrary For me, intra-company it is a 40% increase to the base salary. Anecdotally I’ve seen larger equity awards over here too, but I had less insight into other people’s awards in the UK.

[Simon Jones @simonjjones]

@tomwhoscontrary There are lots of positives to the city. The pay is insanely better, and the cost of living not so much more. We also benefit from broadly domestic supply chains, so even if we were to unilaterally withdraw from any free trade agreements there would still be food and electricity.