Simon Kaston 💙

Former GOSH celeb guru now looking for new opportunities. Foodie/Cocktail crazy. Obsessed with theatre. Loves a city break. Married to a man. All opinions mine.

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Thanks for nothing @AlmeidaTheatre. Queued for hours then when it was my turn the website wouldn't load. After a few minutes another message said I'd lost my spot and would have to go to the back of the queue again!!

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Goodbye Twitter. Love to say it’s been fun but it’s been a very mixed bag and increasingly getting less and less fun

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@MattHemley @TCCOBBmusical @clarefossie @Johndagleish @RawPRTweets Been my surprise of the year. Had low expectations and was blown away

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@MichaelJStern1 You forgot racism

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@heidistephens Makes me laugh every time 😂

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@heidistephens Seeing Sarah Burr this week. Think we’ll have lots to say on the matter

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@heidistephens Also Icons week. Nobody asked for it. Nobody wants it. Theme totally confusing. Were they meant to look like their Icon? Or be inspired by them? Or just dance to one of their songs?

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@MarianKeyes This was supposed to celebrate 20years but was just pointless. They should have all had to recreate their favourite routine of the last two decades as a tribute to the shows history. Not Icons BS

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@ATDazzles @TCCOBBmusical Adored 💗

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@SharmL @AppleTV Welcome to the club 💗

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@_DanielRyan One From The Heart ❤️

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@AdrianEdmondson @NickHardwidge Got that one right!

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@RyanTheSoapking He needs to relax and enjoy it more. He’s a good dancer but he hasn’t had that breakthrough moment yet

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@boydhilton Already starting to hyperventilate

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@Northern_Ruth @fifi_1992 It is live. They just don’t announce it anymore. Like they don’t announce Tess and Claudia

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@seanmcdonald01 Or Graham

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@OfficialTracieB @NationalTheatre See you in May 💗

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@BritishBakeOff Not funny. Why should she have to make more caramel just because he was bored?

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@see75 Me too.

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@see75 Any inside info on why they’ve changed the format of the opening of both shows? Not a fan