Simon Keck

Comedian and writer. Currently resides in Rat Town where he lives with his actions.

[Simon Keck @simonkeck]

@declanf His underpants.

...Wait.

[Simon Keck @simonkeck]

It's hard to keep things real right now and only being able to wish people 'New Year'.

[Simon Keck @simonkeck]

@Alasdairtb Thanks?

[Simon Keck @simonkeck]

Apparently I need to use social media to spruik my podcast so I'm back in this hell hole. Yuck. Here's the stupid link everybody.
https://t.co/yHTibu7N47

[Simon Keck @simonkeck]

@AngeMaryClaire @PatrickLenton @maevemarsden @sallyrugg So how is twitter these days, we still use it to throw out shitty one liners and equally shitty puns?

[Simon Keck @simonkeck]

@AngeMaryClaire @PatrickLenton @maevemarsden @sallyrugg Still alive, apparently. Who knew?

[Simon Keck @simonkeck]

@AngeMaryClaire @PatrickLenton @maevemarsden @sallyrugg The line was "She lists her interests as eating and doritos"

[Simon Keck @simonkeck]

If you're writing a biography of Donald Trump's presidency, feel free to title it "The Emperor's New Hair". #trump

[Simon Keck @simonkeck]

Australians all let us de-Joyce
#auspol

[abc730 @abc730]

.@MrKRudd responds to @TurnbullMalcolm blaming Labor for the #NBN “train wreck”. More tonight on #abc730. #auspol @4corners

[Simon Keck @simonkeck]

@MNightShyamalan Please tell me at some point a character needs info, but the provider is dead so they end up seeing this man who can... see dead people.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Thank you Mr. Trump for admitting that universal health care is the better way to go. I'll be sure to quote you on the floor of the Senate.

[Simon Keck @simonkeck]

@HarrisonTheFan @theblcklst @earmovies I must be tired, it's taken the better part of a day to realise you're also making a BTTF reference.

[Katya @katya_zamo]

This is the future liberals want

[Simon Keck @simonkeck]

@KarlChandler Like a Hawaiian shirt?

[Simon Keck @simonkeck]

Hey, I'm starting a service called "A Dark Cuddle". When hungover af I rock up, cook eggs, give aspirin, and big spoon you. Any interest?

[Simon Keck @simonkeck]

Hello, I'm a grown man who wears a lanyard on my belt loop. Kneel peasant.

[Simon Keck @simonkeck]

@gusgusbrown I am a real doctor... of love.

[Simon Keck @simonkeck]

So this is how the world ends, not with a bang, but a Smash Mouth cover. #Inauguration

[Simon Keck @simonkeck]

@MrJoshEarl true, all I did was just apply to mine.