Simon Kirby

What's to know? I love football, rugby and relaxing with friends.

[Simon Kirby @simonkirby86]

@TelegraphSport It hasn’t. The coverage is dreadful.

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@BBCPolitics @hzeffman Resign.

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@mikeysmith @Nigel_Farage Did he say it was from last night?

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@BBCMOTD No. Stop it, just stop.

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@BBCWorld They didn’t qualify…?

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@mrjakehumphrey My timeline is full of people complaining about one thing or another. Can we just enjoy it? Or try to?

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@holeymoleynoley Sure.

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@holeymoleynoley He said it takes his breath away, not that it was good.

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@johnlewishelp promised my order would be at my @RoyalMail click and collect point by 4pm today. It’s 5pm and I’ve no idea where it is because the tracking doesn’t work and the JL website just says “Order Processed”. Why do we bother??

[Simon Kirby @simonkirby86]

@volvocars you released an update to the iPhone app over the last week or so. I wish you hadn’t, please go back to the old version.

[Simon Kirby @simonkirby86]

@andrewbensonf1 If Alpine is successful, would they then reassess the other penalties?

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@SkyNews @Keir_Starmer if he paid his tax, you’d be spending even more on people that don’t ever want to work.

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@hibernoanglais @LNER 🤦🏻‍♂️

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@TelegraphSport @JWTelegraph The Commonwealth Games hasn’t been a landmark sporting event for a long time.

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@SouthamptonFC Cheating is not forgiven and context is irrelevant. You cheated, it came from the top and that’s it. I hope the FA deal with this appropriately.

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@footballontnt We can also phrase that as “Arsenal parked the bus and didn’t have a single shot on target in 114 minutes”

[Simon Kirby @simonkirby86]

@SouthamptonFC Have you ever heard of the phrase “stop digging”?

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And? That doesn’t take away from how bad the coverage was, viewers are allowed to call it what it was.

[Laura Woods @laura_woodsy]

@LauraKirk12 Wait until they see how ‘biased’ the World Cup coverage on both ITV and BBC is. Hint. It’ll be mostly English…

[Simon Kirby @simonkirby86]

@SamWallaceTel The plan was parking the bus and hope for a corner or free kick.