Simon Lamont

NOT the Bond movies Art Director or the Lazy Chef - the other Simon Lamont, the one who graphic designs, drums & sings.

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@jonkay01 Bonnet de douche

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Thanks Stan! @stan_chow

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@stan_chow Stan, there’s much anti-Nike mithering going on here. Please do an Earps 1 next.

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@jonkay01 @MediaCityUK Positively idyllic in Bristol this morning (for the next ten minutes at least)

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@austinlegalUK Someone’s tetchy - your invite not arrive then?

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@mrstooth @BooksBtp Brilliant news! Was worried you were going to say 2023. Been waiting for this since I first head about your chalkings.

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@stan_chow

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@jonlambo @O2 Yeah but you can get a free sausage roll at Greggs

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@garwboy @distantpod @elisjames @threadreaderapp unroll

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@darrenpjones Thanks for letting me know @darrenpjones, because @joinpureplanet haven’t bothered.

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@Hermesparcels how do I talk to a human about a missing parcel - your automated system is the tenth cycle of hell

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@MairBosworth Why the hell don’t you then? This one was a cracking listen. I’d be well up for another nine.

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.@MOTDmag A1 is massive. A2 I could live with, but sub-A3 is not a “MASSIVE EURO 2020 WALLCHART!” It’s even smaller than your centre-spread. #tiny #needamagnifyingglass #oramicroscope

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Only in Bristol #avongorge #seawalls #leighwoods #tightrope #slackline #eejit

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Worst pic you’ll see today, but take my word for it, it’s one of a pair of Wheatear on The Downs (///coach.proud.tones) 12:01 Sunday @bristolbirding

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How’s the sovereignty? So much sovereignty.

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@M_Z_Harrison Like Kenneth Grahame with a side order of Bob Mortimer - love it

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@stan_chow Buffett, blurry, skippy crap. Sort it out #AmazonPrime

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@IanDickie1 @bristolbirding Firecrest still there today (Tues) at 11:45. In yew almost opp College Rd. He’s a noisy one.

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Cheers @simonday24, you totally nailed the Dave Angel @CelebVM birthday message for my missus - “just perfect” she said. She watched it with a huge grin on her face & it kept her giggling all day. Tickled pink she was. Thanks Simon!