Simon Lant

Likes Beer, Banter, Retail, Travel and Technology though not necessarily in that order!

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@SusanCowell @chrisandmarkuk You do know we had "cancer, strokes, infertility, heart attacks, epilepsy, Tourette’s" before your 2020 "bioweapon" and there is not any perceived increase in the levels beyond improved diagnosis (that this test is offering you). Correlation not causation is your friend here.

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@dresserman @TheGrocer Low price is low price, however they achieve it. Some things make total sense on multi buy, other things less so.

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@rvjgd @dresserman I hate these mixed packs. On all the things they do i like 1 of the items but not both. E.G. flavoured nuts. I like the jalapeno but detest the BBQ and Salt n Vinegar. But 9/10 the jalapeno is sold out but there are loads of the others still hanging around. L

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@dresserman Posh WKD Blue!

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@julianblacks_ Most companies mark unapproved vacation as unpaid not grounds for dismissal. Then it is a line manager discretion to decide if it is worth firing anyone over or to take another course of action. Stupid really.

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@dresserman Must havebeen put into French mode by mistake

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@dresserman I got the spoon today but it is the cheapest crap ever seen. Good presentation, bad execution.

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@LukeAmos__ @dresserman As there are other choices most will likely trade down to the cheaper one on an impulse shop and those will end up getting marked down too.

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@GamewithDave Lemmings 3D

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@dresserman That's a really annoying layout. But also a terrible pack design. No obvious difference between the 3 different product lines

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@HarvesterStallo This is why the baguette upgrade is present. Helps to navigate the mental gymnastics before the morning coffee has kicked in.

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@dresserman I can see the top brass shouting SHRINK from here..

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@dresserman I wonder if M&S NPD team are watching though... this absolutely could be real. But why making up food with AI, the mind boggles.

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@dresserman Loved those bananas

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@LegacySiu York City

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@dresserman Did you call it though? It feels similar to the "how's my driving" sticker with the drivers own mobile phone number on it 🤣

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@feralAM_ @gmbarnard22 In fast fashion it is Autumn/Winter or AW... never heard Fall/Winter or FW in the UK.

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@TheRazor51 @ZacksJerryRig @MichaelJGarman Yes, what happened in Bondi is the first major gun incident in the best part of 30 years... I think I like those statistics...

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@Theontopofus @ZacksJerryRig Or... maybe... juat take guns off everybody like a lot of the rest of the world. Then its not about race, religion, wealth or ability.

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@WatchNebula @thewheatgerm He is gonna love his bag of sweets and a bottle of prime!