Simon Lamont

Lazy Chef

[Simon Lamont @simonmlamont]

@phlaimeaux kmere , are ya still doing the jigsonary?
All my siblings put on reading glasses when they play with a jigsaw. When they puz. Their glasses become #seesaws

[Brilliant Book Nook @Brillb00kn00k]

@BHillvillage Would that be downstream from DOwnham? Apparently Tesco dumped many pints of soured milk into the river today as the fridge broke down. My friend photographed the dumping and has reported it to Tesco. Will pass this photo on in case it is linked.

[Simon Lamont @simonmlamont]

@BBNUsborne @BHillvillage I took photos

[Simon Lamont @simonmlamont]

#RavensbourneRiver #MilkDump #TescoMess #Pollution

[Simon Lamont @simonmlamont]

@Tesco yesterday Your staff illegally dumped Out of Date milk into Ravensbourne River in South London (home to Ducks/Fish/Vowels/Frogs/Herons etc). Shameful, wasteful , disgusting & dangerous. There will be repercussions...

[Simon Lamont @simonmlamont]

I'm going to the #PeoplesVote march in October to demand a say on the final Brexit deal - will you join me? https://t.co/BD33swWg1n

[Simon Lamont @simonmlamont]

BIG PILE OF OYSTERS! Go on the lads!. harty.joe @shuckerpaddy . Delicious Oyster perfectly shucked by the master. Washed down by @murphysstoutus and grilled by @simonmlamont #oystergram… https://t.co/5CdJeKIJuf

[Simon Lamont @simonmlamont]

Murphy's & Oysters #cheflife #tabledecor #RockStars ...#corkoysterfest @murphysstoutus harty.joe @HartyOysters @ The Metropole Hotel Cork https://t.co/e46AZNljQy

[Simon Lamont @simonmlamont]

#corkoysterfest #ShellLIFE we came, we shucked , it was a CORKer! #FlickFlick #ShuckShuck thanks to @murphysstoutus & metropolehotelcork ... Proud to involved with @HartyOysters… https://t.co/NRTxWa4992

[Simon Lamont @simonmlamont]

Working alongside#LEGENDS @shuckerpaddy harty.joe ..Shucking n Sucking with @murphysstoutus & @HartyOysters #corkoysterfest #irishrocks #oystergram #ShuckMore #rockmore @ The Metropole… https://t.co/LaFALmd1cw

[Simon Lamont @simonmlamont]

The Essence of Cork? The real Cork? Crubeen Oysters coming up! Braised in @murphysstoutus in celebration of the #corkoysterfest @ The Metropole Hotel Cork https://t.co/H5z0tClCe0

[Simon Lamont @simonmlamont]

#tastetheemeraldisle Foraging, Terroir & Merroir ... Taste the very best of Ireland's East Coast. @GlendaloughDist @CarlingfordOyst geraldinemkavanagh present Gin & Oyster night.… https://t.co/zS2MaXN7y3

[Simon Lamont @simonmlamont]

Proud to announce I'm hosting a #Gin & #Oyster night next Tuesday night (11/9/2018) with my friends from @GlendaloughDist & @CarlingfordOyst . Both are world class , award winning,… https://t.co/wZCLW5usE9

[Simon Lamont @simonmlamont]

Working on those domestic pizza skills.. not there yet!
Any tips @pipizzas ? @ Camberwell https://t.co/VB0xLFYlHl

[Simon Lamont @simonmlamont]

You go girl! Our mate @InAHalfShell #Julie #oystersom telling Netflix all about the oyster. The Big Oyster! Now , please , somebody feed Phil! @ London, United Kingdom https://t.co/ZcB4Oq438y

[Simon Lamont @simonmlamont]

Just doing the wash up... #Sponge or #columbianflagcolors ? Is it a sign? #worldcup2018 #engvcolombia @ London, United Kingdom https://t.co/Hy2hZMRKBD

[Simon Lamont @simonmlamont]

#Juicy #ShuckMore #LoveLonger #makelovenotwar ... natural zinc high, it's so good for me and it's good for you (ma babae) @ Old Spitalfields Market https://t.co/dGYTGatUbz

[Simon Lamont @simonmlamont]

#tbt #JUHUROCKS rock oyster, Tamarind,Chilli & Belphuri.. sweet party @RiaPattni

#oysterparty #oystergram #oystertimes #EatLondon #LondonEats #Foodgame #Yum #properfood @ London, United… https://t.co/WjaxuGgXCj

[Simon Lamont @simonmlamont]

Oh what a night! We blitzed through those #JUHUROCKS , couldnt #shuck fast enough!
Madame D's -proper house party!
The food was banging, @bleeckerburger flavours were off the Richter,… https://t.co/DCv1Di4Zos

[Simon Lamont @simonmlamont]

#Partytime @RiaPattni ...Check out these tasty… https://t.co/1qo839G0rg