Simon

3 of the best Div 1 championships on pro clubs

[Sash @sashedelic]

🚨 Ghanaian Witch Doctor, Nana Kwaku Bonsam, to BBC:

"I haven't done any work on Noni Madueke, he's just shit"

[Sutton United @suttonunited]

Thoughts and prayers currently with the Scotland fans who have been knocked out for a fourth time this tournament

[Ian Smith @SmithyNZ10]

Hang it in the Louvre @SteveBracknall
#england Miami Beach Party

[Hannah @ehannah0]

A police officer is in hospital after he was struck by a glass bottle during the London riots.

If these were English football fans, we’d already be seeing statements from Starmer and Sadiq Khan.

We’d see fast track courts and “full force of the law”

Instead there is silence.

[aj tracey @ajtracey]

something about Mexico not losing at the azteca? something about altitude? 👍🏽🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Gaz @Gaz3putt]

Celebrated that second like Anne Frank winning a game of snap.

[Simon @simonmurray99]

@Keir_Starmer Shut up you cunt

[SP @sspencerukk]

I need Madueke to be framed for a crime immediately

I don’t care what

[Simon @simonmurray99]

@_carson_72 So rattled you can’t even make sense you sausage🤣

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

BREAKING: Scotland have actually qualified for the World Cup knockouts.

[scott @scottneedham88]

Safe trip home Moira

[Eugene @eugeneh84]

Good natured banter this. Hopefully one day we'll be able to make up a song about them losing a knockout game

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

this didn't age well

[Simon @simonmurray99]

🙌🙌🙌

[The Independent @Independent]

Keir Starmer has resigned

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

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Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

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[Simon @simonmurray99]

🤣🤣🤣

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

226 - Arsenal remain the team with the most games in European Cup/UEFA Champions League history to never lift the trophy (226). Agony.

[Simon @simonmurray99]

Let it all work out

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Man of the People is a tax dodger.