Simon Tolley

NOW! now is the special occasion

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@SamLee 🤣🤣

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[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

There is probably no bigger crime against humanity than the destruction of the United Kingdom.

England in the 90s, where I grew up, was actual paradise.

The pub gardens, the white people, oasis with fish and chips.

There were full bars and clubs 7 nights a week in every single town let alone city.

Always something to do. Even if you were poor, go out with a tenner and have the best time.

10,000 pound night today is 1% of what a 10-pound night was back then.

Neighborly people.

Safe streets. Even the council estates were safe.

You had to live it to understand it.

Everything’s been destroyed.

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@Pubs10984 @GBbooze Does it still have the ridiculous rule of not being allowed to use your mobile phone?

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@Barney_City I see the PL will keep ‘chipping’ away till they get us

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@BrandAlleyUK parcel not turned up and no one’s replied to my email or WhatsApp messages. Shocking g customer service

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@Rjohnson9999 @BrandAlleyUK Did you ever receive a reply?

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@Inthemanshed Me too

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@Fedricogoat Joao Cancelo

[David Vance @DavidVance]

Whoever did this is in big trouble when our Keir finds out.😎

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@thebeardedtenor Hi, I’ve just started reading ‘Lies I taught in medical school’ and , as I’m sure you know, get a mention. I’m in awe of you after seeing these pictures.

[Sandford Police Commentary @Sandford_Police]

Anyone liking or re-posting this tweet will be identified

We cannot, and will not, tolerate this kind of behaviour

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@CostaCoffee I have DM’d you

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@CostaCoffee do you have a customer service number? 3 days on the run you’ve been trying to take money out of my account and I need it to stop. Immediately!

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@viewsoff_ Eusabio

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@Gazrs21 @BBCr4today Absolutely

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@LinkedIn_Chad @HillF1 Hungry I think it was. By all accounts it was a component that cost 50p that was to blame.

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@DavidMooney Agree. I thought Be Here Now was ok, but nothing special. I didn’t buy anything they released after that.

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@daveystone7 @Sandford_Police 😂

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@DomFarrell1986 I’ve just gotten over a very nasty virus that I’ve had for 3 months, chest xray, bloods -the works. Caught it from a bloke at work that didn’t want to time off. So I, for one, applaud your move.