Simon

[Simon @simons_dad]

@BoCamaro @Method You beat me to it.

[Janis Irwin @JanisIrwin]

Don’t you dare bring up AIDS in your COVID comments, @jkenney, and pretend you’re some sort of human rights defender. We know your record on that. You fought to keep gay people from visiting their dying partners in hospital. Stop.

[Simon @simons_dad]

@jkenney comparing the covid situation to people dying with AIDS is rich. You fought hard to keep dying loved ones apart while they died from AIDS. #ableg #pathetic

[Simon @simons_dad]

@harpsinyyc @infinite_scream Can a restaurant still require a vaccine passport?

[Simon @simons_dad]

@MissI403 @CalgaryPolice Alberta traffic safety act. Part 1, division 1, 2(1)c states: a person shall not drive a vehicle at a slow rate of speed so as to impede or block normal and reasonable movement of traffic.

[Simon @simons_dad]

@sjcalgary @rhyscourtman #electionKenneyActivated

[Simon @simons_dad]

@thatbitchlemon You’re a winner baby

[Simon @simons_dad]

@JanisIrwin Fridays are already great, but this just makes it a top notch Friday.

[Simon @simons_dad]

@CanadaPaintings Alternate title “How the ice is installed each winter”

[Simon @simons_dad]

@JanisIrwin It least it’s self-cleaning. I’d say you’re winning.

[Simon @simons_dad]

@harpsinyyc @Norwester If you need help with grade 1 math, press 1. If you need help with grade 2 math, press 2. If you need help with ….

[Simon @simons_dad]

@Ben_S_Harper Your bros in the UCP told us the pandemic was over so which one is it?

[Courtney Theriault @cspotweet]

Here's to you, 2021, on behalf of the entire world.

#RIP #BettyWhite

[Simon @simons_dad]

@JasonAlmeida “Hi, Covid-19 here, just wanted to circle back on something with you guys…”

[Simon @simons_dad]

@Alberta_UCP @RachelNotley I bet you 10 memberships that the UCP by-laws change before then next election.

[Simon @simons_dad]

@Crackmacs Woah woah woah, this isn’t the kind of deal we wanted!

[Simon @simons_dad]

@misscranky_jj The ember mug would definitely solve your problem but it’s pretty pricey.

[Simon @simons_dad]

@harpsinyyc Is that an 8-track?

[Simon @simons_dad]

@GiantBlueRing I think it was these guys.

[Simon @simons_dad]

@sunrickbell @jkenney I think you hit a nerve Rick!