Simon Scarfe

Help people make websites. Streak Runner. Dickhead. Trying to be more active over here:

[Simon Scarfe @simonscarfe]

Lovely lines from @CGoreham on #ncfc commentary.

On Abu Kamara getting a hostile reception - “I don’t think they’re saying his name”.

On birthday boy Kaide Gordon getting a yellow for a late challenge - “and that’ll be another card for his collection on his birthday”.

👨‍🍳😘

[Simon Scarfe @simonscarfe]

@bbboatclub Even that bit glosses over a lot - this six parter is well worth the investment if you have the time - https://t.co/lRvS0VbPde

[Nish Kumar @MrNishKumar]

The right wing press covering the riots:

[Simon Scarfe @simonscarfe]

@thenorwichhub Club graciously found us different seats, I expect kicking a ten year old out would have been less than great optics. 😀

[Simon Scarfe @simonscarfe]

@thenorwichhub Was this game - https://t.co/I1pdXRIBFk. My dad was paid a taxi fare with the tickets and sent me with our neighbour. The twist is that five minutes in, the police turned up at our seats and asked where we got our tickets from 😅 yup, my dad was unwittingly fenced them.

[Brian S @nairbyz]

@keithdunn Bet he struggles with his park run in the morning

[Simon Scarfe @simonscarfe]

@mileswithshell It was on Netflix when I watched it.

[Simon Scarfe @simonscarfe]

@DHucks6 Don’t worry lads, he’s already got it covered. #ncfc

[Simon Scarfe @simonscarfe]

@marcelemoran Ah man, I think you’re trying to reach the other, better looking, more interesting Simon Scarfe 😀 I’m not sure if he has a Twitter account, but I believe he’s on LinkedIn - https://t.co/0z3bC6W6Ad (I know this from vanity searches and the odd wrongly addressed email)

[Simon Scarfe @simonscarfe]

Swansea commentary brought to us by these guys #ncfc

[Simon Scarfe @simonscarfe]

@Meevil Living the dream

[Simon Scarfe @simonscarfe]

@Aniston455 @jeffman980 @4kIptvServixe Lol

[Simon Scarfe @simonscarfe]

The fucking state of football Twitter these days, first few screens of the latest #ncfc posts.

[Simon Scarfe @simonscarfe]

@E_R_J1 the defender who clashes with Rowe has had a nightmare with him all game, can't handle his pace. Was on a yellow within about 15 minutes.

[Simon Scarfe @simonscarfe]

@E_R_J1 In case you've not seen it yet - https://t.co/OHdp2Ek0Fx

[Canary Cast @CastCanary]

JACK STACEY YOU BEAUTY #NCFC

[Simon Scarfe @simonscarfe]

@johnm24119432 @barleyperson @martin_douch The House of Lords? Our last two PMs? The monarchy? And that’s without the various courts and civil servants tasked with unravelling and enacting the mess that the above direct. Sounds like you’ve got your work cut out if that’s your end goal.

[Simon Scarfe @simonscarfe]

Spotted in Belfast international - any of the #ncfc lot know its story?

[Marple Beer Run @MarpleBeerRun]

Woo-Hoo! We’re now accepting entries for Marple Beer Run 2023! Head to https://t.co/84LtpcWatc to sign up NOW!

[Jack Reeve @JackReeveTNC]

🔥 I'm going to give away an #NCFC shirt of your choice after the QPR game this evening. To enter:

1️⃣ RT this tweet
2️⃣ Drop me a follow

I will DM the winner after the game has finished tonight. Good luck 🤝