simon

he/him
internet enjoyer

[simon @simonsiminsimo]

@studio_daddy the publicists were playing the long game on you specifically 😭😭

[jasper nathaniel @infinite_jaz]

@BriannaWu I wonder if you aware that you speak of Palestinians the way Nazis spoke of Jews?

[simon @simonsiminsimo]

@student1sucks nah u gotta sit in silence w this one for a minute

[Jake Flores 🇵🇸🇲🇽 @feraljokes]

@andrewcuomo Remember when you lost because you're a molester and everyone hates you

[simon @simonsiminsimo]

@TBSocialist @samrags_ Josh this guy is the CEO of an "Agentic Commerce" firm, something tells me his kids will be spawned with a Neuralink already pre-installed.

[Josh | ⬛🟥⬛ @TBSocialist]

This is so funny. China is doing god's work for the world by producing all these open source models tbh

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

@StephenM Spectator of the Union? what they call Stephen Miller in the bedroom 😂 lets go

[Matt Lech @MattLech]

@JonnyRoot_ good for him

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

you have no one Stephen. the only guy who ever took you seriously is a dementia-ridden pedophile. and at least he's funny.

if you want to be celebrated for once in your life, ask your wife for her boyfriend's ketamine. Take a heroic dose. Then jump in a pool. Love from New Hampshire 💖 go bills

[simon @simonsiminsimo]

WeWork if it was a worker's co-operative: WeWoke

[simon @simonsiminsimo]

@ConnorEatsPants if you become president can I be your librarian of congress ?

[simon @simonsiminsimo]

even the mere mention of Nick Swirley on this site will get you flooded with great investment opportunities. get your money up not your funny up

[saying "yes, master" to the GPS @GarlicCorgi]

Still think AI is "just slop"?

[simon @simonsiminsimo]

@DONTILLINNOYME critical discourse on these apps always feel conter-productive but salute to you anyway

[simon @simonsiminsimo]

@DONTILLINNOYME not me i can go 3rd person mode

[simon @simonsiminsimo]

Dems arguing we should choose this guy

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

???

[simon @simonsiminsimo]

@kenklippenstein playing Street Fighter and choosing this guy

[simon @simonsiminsimo]

Getting in an altercation with a stranger and we both summon our own protector and make them fight like it's yu-gi-oh

[Nikita Bier @nikitabier]

Over the last few months, I’ve been advising @bookprotectors: a new app for ordering an on-demand security detail. Or more simply: Uber with guns.

Today, they’re debuting in Los Angeles and NYC at No. 3 on the App Store.

If you have a hot date this weekend, pick her up in a Protector.

[simon @simonsiminsimo]

@TBSocialist this discourse cycle was made for you lol