Simon Simpson

Gamer Tag - Killie Bartezz

[Dublin Airport @DublinAirport]

@TwoMadExplorers 1. We have our own airport fire brigade
2. If we’d a blocked drain, we’d call in a drainage engineer or plumber (we have those too), not “the fire brigade”
3. You’re claim is utter nonsense
4. Read #3 again

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Now that Obama’s poll numbers are in tailspin – watch for him to launch a strike in Libya or Iran. He is desperate.

[all arsenal news @Alarsenalnews_]

When Paul Merson joined Portsmouth under Harry Redknapp, he says he got one of the biggest shocks of his career.

After training, he did what he’d always done at Arsenal and Aston Villa. He took all his kit off and dumped it in a pile on the dressing-room floor, expecting it to be washed and ready for him the next day.

The lads started laughing.

Merson asked what they were laughing at, and they told him, basically, “We wash our own kit here.”

He couldn’t believe it. He said he was standing there thinking, what have I done?

Someone then told him the kitman would do it for a fee. So Merson tried to be clever.

He offered the kitman a deal. Wash his kit for free all season, and if Portsmouth got promoted, he’d give him £10,000.

Merson’s point was that he thought it was a completely safe bet. Portsmouth hadn’t exactly been flying for years.

Of course, they went and got promoted.

So he had to pay up. And because the kitman didn’t want it going through any official channels, Merson said he ended up meeting him at a service station to hand over the money.

[Simon Simpson @simonsimpson]

@sukh_saroy @UnrollHelper unroll this thread

[Gooner Chris @ArsenalN7]

Declan Rice is such a humble man ❤️

[David Flatman @davidflatman]

I rarely like these camera angles, and this photo tells us less than you might think. It’s not only about angles, it’s about who initiated the ‘boring’. Did Koch head inwards and force Genge to chase, or did Genge shove him in there? A still photo like this does not tell us that.

[Lima Sopoaga @LimaSopoaga]

Could whoever took my goal kicking tee from the field please give it back to me. I’ll even pay you for it. I’ve had it since I was 14 years old.

[Simon Simpson @simonsimpson]

@Jay_Lows @jimhamilton4 Maybe there will be more rule changes for the world cup. You are not allowed to tackle certain players. 😇

[Jim Hamilton @jimhamilton4]

What’s happened…

[Simon Simpson @simonsimpson]

@MikePop94819658 @ProgressiveRug @JackoRugby @AlexMLowe @bencoles_ @robkitson @chjones9 @FoyChris @DavidWalshST @thepaulwilliams @danroan @davidflatman @EnglandRugby This is my thought too. This means that safety is only important to a pint and this is not a good message for the young players starting rugby. Not is it going to attract more young players.

[Simon Simpson @simonsimpson]

@ugomonye and @chjones9 Really looking forward to the next podcast after today's ruling.

[Graham Love @glove931]

Honestly the way some people on this site go on about Owen Farrell you’d think he’d been making repeated dangerous tackles for the past 8 years, often avoiding any sanction at all & receiving generous reductions on the rare occasions when he actually was cited.

[John Barclay @johnbarc86]

Owen Farrell going for a Masters at tackling school next?

[Simon Simpson @simonsimpson]

@ClaireAllan But when action man was away on deployment, did Paul or Brad step in?

[Simon Simpson @simonsimpson]

@NeilsonLevante are there any updates on wild fires, please?

[Simon Simpson @simonsimpson]

@AdamRutherford Anything in quotations marks. Suggesting there are better words out there but we just pretend this is a quote.

[Simon Simpson @simonsimpson]

@danny_robins Kevin Bacon?

[Simon Simpson @simonsimpson]

@thesleepgeek Is moth taping not what we advise for others but never yourself. I usually only advise that when people are awake l.

[Adnan Miakhel @Adnan27068279]

I am very grateful to the people who supported me and gave me the love from their bottom of the heart especially my foster carers Elaine/Baz and @flintoff11 thank you so much 🥰